Saturday, July 11, 2009

“She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party” ~Groucho Marx

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Oh heavens! Is their room for me in here? I'm not sure what to do with Jay and Skylers Dad though ... what kind of lesbian invites her bi friend over to a house full of men while she's out of town?? Pfftt!

Even worse? I lost my party invitation and can't remember if I'm here on the right day. Maybe that explains all of these men?


I'm Dana from Amid Life's Crises. Those of you who have been hanging out with RLL for some time might remember my
Needle in the Haystack guest post series from last year - I was "LouAnne."

RLL and I go way back ... well at least way back in bloggy years. No not doggy years, bloggy years. One calendar year equals 2.784 bloggy years. Well ... yeah ... I'm blowing smoke up your butt, but that's what we do at parties, right?? RLL was one of my first "real" commenters - someone who didn't know me, yet for some silly reason read my nonsense contemplative thoughts and kept coming back. I still love her for that although it does bring in to question her mental stability!

So ... what should we talk about today? You know, this is a party and we need a little bit of that social bull shit chit-chat.

There is much ado about the American Civil Liberties Union, Lambda Legal and the National Center for Lesbian Rights requesting they be part of a federal lawsuit challenging California's same-sex marriage ban. What? You don't come to RLL's parties to talk politics?

Well, there is the gossip surrounding Maureen McCormick and Eve Plumb. You might remember that right before the release of McCormick's "tell all" autobiography, Here's the Story: Surviving Marcia Brady and Finding My True Voice, McCormick "claimed" that she and Plumb had a lesbian affair on the set of the Brady Bunch.

Damn it all anyway! It was nothing but a promotional stunt (tell me y'all wouldn't have enjoyed reading that bit of gossip) but it seems Plumb is still upset with the joke and is now refusing to be a part of Oprah's Brady Bunch reunion show. You don't care? You don't follow celebrity gossip either?

Fine then! How 'bout I just show you a picture - they say a picture is worth a thousand words. Oh crap! That's why
Jay and Skylers Dad are still here, isn't it? It's the nekkid women!


Ummm ... yeah ...

RLL, I have one request the next time you leave town and let us have the run of the house - invite more women! Yes ... I realize my ability to play well with others isn't gender specific, but still ...

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18 comments:

Jay said...

I don't understand why Eve Plumb would be upset with that joke. I mean, it is the first time in more than a decade that anyone has even thought about her, let alone talked about her. She finally gets a little pub and she bitches about it. Sheesh. ;-)

Excellent guest post!

Michael said...

It just occurred to me a man like myself could offer a service to women who want their sexual encounters to have the benefit of an independent confirmation.

ChocDrop said...

Great post, however, the naked pictures do help with the cause....lol

SkylersDad said...

So Eve is going to hold out on the Brady Bunch reunion show? Does she have that much work being tossed her way?

You are just a hair off on the ratio of years to blog years, it turns out it is the value of Pi, 3.14 to 1. It's just one of the many blogging world mysteries.

What? You were told there would be no math here?

Fantastic job Dana!

Dana said...

Jay, "Marcia" always did get all of the attention - I guess "Jan" was just trying to get her 15 minutes ... too bad it wasn't with "Marcia" *wink*

Michael, oh sure ... another looky-loo!

ChocDrop, I am consistently amazed at what nekkidness can do for site stats!

Dana said...

SkylersDad, can you imagine if Eve showed up and just planted a great big smooch on Maureen's lips?! And thanks for the compliment - this guest posting is just a tad bit intimidating!

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

whoa, MARSHA!

J.J. in L.A. said...

Maureen is the spokeswoman for some children's hunger organization. I guess Sally Struther's was getting too fat to be taken seriously. But Maureen's oddly shaped face made me laugh out loud. Same diff.

Scarlet said...

Fun post and you hold up well in a room full of mostly men!

What's Eve Plumb so upset about?? Maybe it wasn't a joke. ;)

Lola said...

I'm with Jay, any publicity is better than no publicity. And if she was that upset, why didn't she have her publicist or agent book her on some shows so she could refute it, thereby getting herself even more publicity.

Jeanne said...

Nice job of guest posting -- off to visit your site!

rage said...

Great job Dana!

Ouch my nose!

Dana said...

Gary Rith Pottery Blog, that Marcia - always trying to be the center of attention!

J.J. in L.A., I believe Children International is the organization, but I'm not so sure her sponsorship makes me want to sponsor starving children - especially when the organization is supporting her!

Scarlet, Oh ... Jay and Skylers Dad don't scare me!

Dana said...

Lola, the whole thing seems a little too high-school-ish to me!

Jeanne, thanks for stopping by! This whole guest posting thing is a little terrifying.

rage, thank you!

Ashleigh said...

Great post! I'll be checking out your blog for more laughs.

James said...

Hey Dana well done. Nice TASTEFUL nekkid picture too.

Fortune Cookies said...

Nice nekked pix! I agree with Jay, I dont know why Eve Plumb would be so friggin upset, it's better publicity than she's had in well over 10 year.

I'd stay and talk politics with yah, but I have a dirty bathroom to clean and a 10 page research paper due by midnight...

Bond said...

bwahahahahaahahaaaaaaaaa

That's right...bring Dana in and liven up the party...YES INDEEDY!