Oh heavens! Is their room for me in here? I'm not sure what to do with Jay and Skylers Dad though ... what kind of lesbian invites her bi friend over to a house full of men while she's out of town?? Pfftt!
Even worse? I lost my party invitation and can't remember if I'm here on the right day. Maybe that explains all of these men?
I'm Dana from Amid Life's Crises. Those of you who have been hanging out with RLL for some time might remember my Needle in the Haystack guest post series from last year - I was "LouAnne."
RLL and I go way back ... well at least way back in bloggy years. No not doggy years, bloggy years. One calendar year equals 2.784 bloggy years. Well ... yeah ... I'm blowing smoke up your butt, but that's what we do at parties, right?? RLL was one of my first "real" commenters - someone who didn't know me, yet for some silly reason read my
So ... what should we talk about today? You know, this is a party and we need a little bit of that social
There is much ado about the American Civil Liberties Union, Lambda Legal and the National Center for Lesbian Rights requesting they be part of a federal lawsuit challenging California's same-sex marriage ban. What? You don't come to RLL's parties to talk politics?
Well, there is the gossip surrounding Maureen McCormick and Eve Plumb. You might remember that right before the release of McCormick's "tell all" autobiography, Here's the Story: Surviving Marcia Brady and Finding My True Voice, McCormick "claimed" that she and Plumb had a lesbian affair on the set of the Brady Bunch.
Damn it all anyway! It was nothing but a promotional stunt (tell me y'all wouldn't have enjoyed reading that bit of gossip) but it seems Plumb is still upset with the joke and is now refusing to be a part of Oprah's Brady Bunch reunion show. You don't care? You don't follow celebrity gossip either?
Fine then! How 'bout I just show you a picture - they say a picture is worth a thousand words. Oh crap! That's why Jay and Skylers Dad are still here, isn't it? It's the nekkid women!
Ummm ... yeah ...
RLL, I have one request the next time you leave town and let us have the run of the house - invite more women! Yes ... I realize my ability to play well with others isn't gender specific, but still ...