Thursday, January 24, 2008

Lesbian Fantasies

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Shane from You Go Ahead And Keep On Believing That said:

"My question for you is this...

Since it's a popular fantasy of men to wish about having sex with 2 lesbians (or at least two women) what is the popular fantasy for real lesbians?"


Hi Shane,
I can only speak for myself, but I like role-playing. You know, Sexy Girl Plumber and Horny Housewife, The Professor and Ginger and the old "Is The HandyGirl Here Already? I'm Still In My Nightgown!" So, we kinda make those fantasies come true.

I have some bondage fantasies, but I'm not that crazy about playing them out. I keep those in my head. I've had some S&M fantasies, but they didn't turn out so well. And occasionally, I have the man fantasy.

There, I said it.

It's only a fantasy, because honestly, I hate whiskers. HATE. THEM. Even on Patrick Dempsey and Keith Urban.

What are YOUR fantasies? Everybody, please. Not just the lesbians. What TURNS YOU ON in the depths of your brain where no one else can look?

68 comments:

Dana said...

Ummm ... RLL ... I think I shouldn't even go there. Unless, of course, someone else goes there before I do!

Real Live Lesbian said...

Dana: Oh. Come. AWWHHNNNN. I know you like that little piece of eye candy I put up there. Share with us!

R.E.H. said...

I've already revealed my #1 sexual fantasy not long ago back on my blog.

So... many, many girls at the same time is not a fantasy for you?

Real Live Lesbian said...

REH: Nope, not even close. Oddly enough, my girlfriend is my #1 fantasy. She really rocks my world!

Doc said...

RLL when you tell Dana "eye candy"... Do you mean the ladies or me?? ;-)

Real Live Lesbian said...

Doc: You, of course! But now that you mention it...they're not bad, are they?

Jen said...

Um. I. . . I. . . I. . .

Trée said...

Older women. Just like a body with a little mileage on it and something to grab hold of. :-)

Doc said...

LOL... not bad at all ;-)

Biscuit said...

Hmmm...let's see. Girl fantasies, bondage, pain (heightened-sensory-experience kind of pain,not I-think-you're-going-to-murder-me kind of pain), and public (ish) sex. I get those last three whenever I want them...my husband is nice that way :) That first one will have to remain in my head.

Real Live Lesbian said...

Jen: 'Fess up, girlie. No one's gonna know...promise! ;0

Tree: That makes us older women REAL happy!

Doc: I try.

Biscuit: That's where fantasies are BEST!

Jeff B said...

As a good Christian boy I'm supposed to repress these thoughts right?

Good luck on that one!

I love Asian women, but have never had sex with any, so I guess that remains at the top of the list.

Did I say list?

When I was in my late teens, I had the oppertunity to be with two women at the same time. One in her twenties and the other in her thirties. Problem was it was during my cocaine enjoying days and too much of that crap makes for a limp noodle. I still kick myself for missing out on the full enjoyment of that experience.

P.S. (been drug free for many years in case anyone's keeping score.)

Real Live Lesbian said...

Jeff: Haven't the Catholics taught us not to repress? Oh noooooo...not the limp noodle during a threesome! Good job on the drug free.

Jay said...

Basically my fantasy includes women of all races and ages (everybody above 18 of course, with all of us gathered around the swimming pool and a film crew on hand. LOL ;-)

Southern Sage said...

well i usually say 5 chicks and a couple quarts of 40 weight. I am down with the 2 chicks or 3 or 17 or whatever and have been there done it. Ummm anytime I can make her cum I'm all in, whatever it is, I could giv a shit less if I cum, that is absolutely meaningless to me. I want to be her first time at something and am game for most anything short blood-letting or hitting my dick with a hammer or something. So could have made a better non-answer?

RockDog said...

What turns me on in the depths of my brain where no one else can look is a tall amazon woman dipped in a fine (but not too sweet) chocolate. There are some sprinkles on her butt and maybe whip cream in her belly button. She walks over to me...in thigh highs of course...sits down, but oddly enough, the chocolate does not stain my couch. Then she reads books to me sometimes stopping to stroke my ego. Other times she will simply let me watch baseball and not ask to explain the difference between a suicide squeeze and a safety squeeze...

random moments said...

I'm dying over here reading your comments!

I think mine is purely fantasy and kinda weird. Being held against my will.

I feel naked now. :)

mackeydoodle said...

Mine involves my hubby, a weekend away, another couple, a hot tub & some fine wine. I will let your imagination piece that together;)

motherx said...

Heres a list of strange fantasies I heard a girl say she thought about from time to time:
1, Richard Rameriz and Ted Bundy chasing her down a dark ship...but letting her live after ravishing her!
2, Going to AZ to visit a certain young lady and driving to Death Valley in her open top jeep shouting "I LOVE HER!" (HOT!)
3, Waking up in a bed in a shop window with a certain AZ lady and realising a whole load of people are watching...enjoying the show!
4, Hanging from the top of a cliff overlooking the sea in the middle of a thunder storm with the ice truck killer from DEXTER saying "I really did LOVE you!"
ha ha! oh there is loads more! but I dont want to take over the whole thing!!!!xxxx

Dana said...

OK, my BIGGEST sexual fantasy is to be with a partner who is willing AND able to make my sexual fantasies, realities!

Maybe I *could* be a politician ...

Matt-Man said...

Put me in the middle of that picture and that IS my fantasy. Cheers!!

Em said...

Ooh I like the Sexy Girl Plumber and Horny Housewife fantasy. . .that'd work for me.

I love it that you occasionally fantasize about men. I'm just nosy enough to want to know what exactly takes place in that fantasy.

No More Empty Fortune Cookies said...

My fantasy is that I come home and my wife has cleaned the house for me: washed dishes AND put them away... washed, dried,folded AND put away laundry, vacuumed and dusted and mopped, even made the bed with fresh sheets... and what's that? She took the trash out and put a new bag in the can?! OH MY!
Other than that, I do have to admit I have a long standing fantasy about Henry Rollins which my wife finds a bit disturbing, but hey, I'm no less a lesbian for it!
There is the exihibitionist fantasy... but I'm honestly a bit too shy to ever act it out, sigh.
The rest will continue to reside deep in the corners of my mind.

buffalodickdy said...

I think everyone is always a little curious about something haven't done.

Real Live Lesbian said...

Jay: Of course they're over 18. Well, except for that one...

Sage: Women are going to FLOCK to you after THAT comment!

Rockdog: What's a suicide squeeze? I'm not for you, am I? HAHAHA

Random Moments: I have that one, too. Sometimes. We're all naked here! ;)

Mackey: Easy enough!

Motherx: A girl I know....what about YOU? Or was that you?

Dana: Oh no...are you running against Matt now?!

Matt: If only my photoshop skills were better!

Em: Hahaha...I'll never tell!

No more: LMAO! Ok, that would work for me too!

Buffalo: You dog...you didn't tell!!!!

tt said...

If I ever told my thoughts like that the world would stop turning on its axis!!!!!! So, I'd best keep it to myself. Yep, basically chickenlittle here.;)
You're so brave! OhOhOh...there ya go. My fantasy is to be brave...in public!

Doc said...

Just checking back in... for no particular reason.... ;-)

Leighann said...

I have no sexual fantasies. I'm strictly a missionary-position-girl.

:)

I also have some prime real estate in Indonesia for sale!

Real Live Lesbian said...

tt: Now you've got me all curious!

Doc: Yeah, me too.

Leighann: Sex with MISSIONARIES???? Damn girl!

g-man said...

I have lots. I'm with Dana having a partner that is willing to indulge you is the biggest fantasy. My lovely wife used to be more open to new things, now that we have kids it has been slow, once they leave the nest I'm sure we will be able to pick it back up and run ;)

Hot Lemon said...

androids.

Deeep down, it's androids.

Real Live Lesbian said...

G-man: Send them kiddies away for the weekend and have some FUN!!!!

Lemon: I like the butt dimples MUCH better. Isn't she a tad cool in the winter? Or does she self-heat?

Diva said...

I'm all about minor league spankin and getting tied up... light weight stuff. That's about as much as far as I go on this here blog.

Penelope Anne said...

Okay I know hubby can't read this.....ONE LONG NIGHT with Johnny Depp, and him loving me every way he can, any way he wants.
That would make me happy.
Otherwise Papa Bear and I play out most of our fantasies.

coffeypot said...

My fantisy is just to get a hard-on again. I woke Sweet Tea up the other night banging my hand on the night stand. She asked what the hell I was doing, so I told her, "The first time in two years I wake up with a hard-on and my hand is asleep." Bang, Bang.

motherx said...

BTW, I thought of another one...being chased on a dark beach by k.d lang. I take refuge in a cave, try to hide but she finds me and...I have the time of my life!

Real Live Lesbian said...

Diva: We'll spank you really lightly around here, then! ;0

Penelope: Will Mr. Depp be in his pirate outfit? If so, I'm coming over!

Coffeypot: Poor pot! Use the OTHER HAND!

Motherx: You're a dirty, dirty girl. I saw KD here in Nashville at our gay dinner club way before she was famous. She's a cutie! And that VOICE!

Tequila Mockingbird said...

lets seeee... probably a to make out with my twin. i know that's a slightly creepy, and narcisstic, but it's true.

Real Live Lesbian said...

Tequila: Damn girl! Tell me you aren't a twin. I'm calling her to warn her if you are!

Dana said...

I would never run against Matt-Man ... I'm trying to fill his "First Lady" position!

Spiky Zora Jones said...

RLL...Hum, Put me in a Barbarella costume, have my hair consultant do me up like Jane Fonda of that 1968 movie.

My lover would then put on a pair of Angel wings...just angel wings, nothing else. I then want to be ravaged in a giant birds nest.

God, I feel like purring just talking about it. Am I wierd enough or what?

BTW, I so can pull it off...and where's Duran Duran, he's next... that was his name right?

motherx said...

Awhile back I had this freaky dream that i was at this old fashioned t dance with my husband and all these old people dancing the waltz. I looked over and saw Shane from the l word. Next thing I was kissing her down a hall...then I pull something odd out of her trousers and guess what it was ?...weird! a large orange
crab with all these mens bits moving around like devil snakes. I scream and she just laughs...then I woke up!...(I must be seriously disturbed ha ha!)

Real Live Lesbian said...

Dana: I think first is WAY off, Sweetie! LOL

Spiky: You've been watching too many VS commercials!

Motherx: We need to go have a drink! You've got some great stories in that brain of yours! I can tell by those wild dreams and fantasies of yours!

The Mistress of the Dark said...

OK...so my fantasy involves Elvis Costello, Justin Hayward and a DJ called Fish...I'm not sure what I'm doing with all three of them, but I'm sure I can think of something if given the opportunity.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

sweetie...I really don't watch a lot of television...what are VS commercials? I really don't know.

The Teamster said...

let me see...a teamster fantasy??? "doing management?" (women that is)....

this could become dangerous.....

Preposterous Ponderings said...

I am into the whole bondage thing. Me in control of course.

Some chocolate and cherries and we're all set for a night of fun!

Real Live Lesbian said...

Mistress: Start thinkin'! We wanna know!

Spiky: Where the Victoria Secret models have the angel wings! Very lovely!

Teamster: I love it!

Preposterous: Maraschino or fresh? LOL Or do you even care????

Jahooni said...

I hop over here to find..... two hot chicks and then Doc!!! how funny is this??!!!

Real Live Lesbian said...

Jahooni: I knew he'd want THEM on top! ;)

Doc said...

So Jahooni... Is that your fantasy then?

buffalodickdy said...

Dear, my fantasy list is long- I will only say "Nylons".....

~Deb said...

I like your honesty. As a lesbian myself, I have to say that I never fantasize about two women, or even ALL women for that matter. There's usually a man tossed in there somewhere - but that would never leave "the brain" - it's just that - a fantasy.

And they think lesbians hate men. Hrmmm. :)

Hope you're having a terrific Friday!

Diva said...

LoL. Promises, promises.

Jahooni said...

my fantasy? you with the two chicks? OF COURSE Doc! but I get them first. ;-)

Doc said...

:O

Jahooni said...

that was a joke.

Doc said...

*pouts*

The Mountain Cat said...

To RLL: Sorry I don't stop by much but I see lots of incentive to come by more often! :)..

doggybloggy said...

been there and done that...I have run out of fantasies...how about monogamy thats one of my fantasies

cats in the window said...

I have this fantasy that I am 20 and have alll the women I won't have in my fifties. ;)

TheBirdman33 said...

I'd give up parts of my body to be on that bed...

Blissfully Wed said...

My fantasy? That my wife gets to fulfill her fantasy of being seduced by a woman while I watch or involve myself in any way that she or they like.

Simple enough, huh? ;)

James said...

Aha! I actually know something about this. Although obviously I am not a lesbian I talked to a woman online who liked women (she has never used the word lesbian)for two years.

Her fantasies are anything involving pantyhose,
Domination, submission and humiliation (which includes a little bit of tying up I think)
Dressing as a superheroine
and shrinking women.

I had never heard of the shrinking one before but she talks to lots of other women with the same interests.
I think women's fantasies are very rich.

thePATHeyeCHOOSE said...

I must say, I have many fantasies...but they never include men....EVER! A true lesbian for 21 years I will never faulter back to the penis...unless it's hooked to a strap-on and worn by a lesbian...no hair balls allowed! lol

Doc said...

I had to come and re-read this!

Vicky said...

brilliant brilliant brilliantr

Sanslaw said...

Cripes... I love women but would rather watch two lesbians than join in. They know what they like, speak their minds, and apprciate the female form.