Thursday, July 16, 2009

Sex With The Three Eyed Girl On A Pirate Ship

It's our last night in Vegas and we had a little while to drink and piss away our last few dollars. We did. I had three screwdrivers and my Love had a few beers, while we played penny slots...which by the way, are not.

Tired from driving for hours and hours from Zion through The Valley of Fire and along Lake Mead, we decided to head up to the room around 10pm.

"Do you want an Ambien?"

"Yes, please! I need a good night's sleep."

I don't like to take anything, but I was overly tired and we had a very early plane flight.

She pinched my titty! One thing led to another....

My vision started blurring and she developed a third eye. But it didn't really bother me that much, her third eye. She's still cute. Especially with her new hairdo!

In my mind, we were on a pirate ship amid hundreds of other people.

Picture this in your mind. Two lesbians in a pirate orgy. Try to find me. It's easy. I'm the one screwing the three-eyed girl.

16 comments:

James said...

Hey glad you are back. I really can't think of something witty to say about the three eyed thing. But whatever gets you going I say.
Do you often fantasise about pirates?

Grant said...

How much do the penny slots cost? You should sue for false advertising.

Rebecca said...

Glad you had fun and are back! Yeah, not much to say about that third eye, but love is blind!

Akelamalu said...

LOL You didn't need the Ambien then?

Welcome home. x

Knight said...

Hmm... Sounds like a damn good pirate party to me! What cruise line was it?

People in the Sun said...

You're the one with the swollen titty.

SkylersDad said...

If Ambien makes you see things, you really should avoid the hard stuff!

Glad you are having a good time, take care and don't mind the mess we made while you were gone. I rented a pressure washer.

Micky-T said...

Penny slots....HA HA HA

sure win a piece of gum.

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

was wild when you were gone, wild with you back.....

ChocDrop said...

Now that is one hell of a Vegas story.....maybe that should stay in Vegas...lol

3-Eyed girl, I love it.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Pirate girls rock...and a pirates favorite letter is...RRRRRRRRR.

did you get to pillage a village babe?

Ciao honey.

Jay said...

That's hot.

I might need to get me some Ambien. That's some good shit right there. Even NyQuil isn't that awesome. ;-)

Cloudia said...

Arg!
Grab life by da tit, aye.

Aloha-

Comfort Spiral

g-man said...

LOL at Cloudia!

Ambien does freaky stuff to my wife. Although when I pinch her titty I get a groggy, "Knock it off". :/

I want to be a pirate!

Bina said...

Ha Ha ha! Pirate orgy. I've got it picture in my head! LOL

nitebyrd said...

Penny slots! Really?

Apparently someone was very influenced by Treasure Island! Sounds like great fun.