Friday, January 25, 2008

Oh, For Fuck's Sake

Jodie Foster acknowledged her long time lova-girl Cydney Bernard during her acceptance of the Sherry Lansing Leadership Award. Jodie thanks "My beautiful Cydney who sticks with me through all the rotten and the bliss."

Am I the only lesbian that just doesn't give a shit. Jodie, we know. What's the big secret? Just say it and get it over with. Everybody's doing it. If you're wanting publicity for being gay, you may have missed that bus. We're damn near normal now.

Being in the closet is so last century. Hell, the teenagers are going all LUG and BUG. Catch up, girl. You're just a plain ol' lesbian now.

Yeah, yeah...I, too remember when we used to be cool and different. But that was last year.



P.S. If you need a laugh...look here.

38 comments:

Jahooni said...

Jodie Foster GAY? NO WAY! Really?

Real Live Lesbian said...

It has to be the WORST kept secret on the planet.

There are rumors about Liberace, too. I so don't believe THAT one!

Doc said...

Jodie and he companion visited the movie theater I was working in when I was in college when she was in town filming "Nell" That had to be 15 years ago... She was holding hands with her in the movies beck then... no big secret.

motherx said...

Perhaps she didnt want it to harm her career? I dont know...all Im thinking is there are still lots of prejudices out there and many people will still keep it hidden even though its known. Or perhaps she just doesnt want to talk about her private life.

The Mama Bear said...

I really never thought she wasn't.
Accept who you are.

Dana said...

You know, this bugs the crap out of me too! And I'm not even sure why!!

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Oh baby, you have hit on Fab subject...my beloved. I have kissed her and had sex with her many times. Well it wasn't actually her.

My senior year in high school I went with a girl by the name of Terry. She had a mutual friend of ours to set us up.

When I first met her, I gasped. My god, it's Jodie Foster and I f'ing loved Jodie Foster. I wanted to jump up and down and have her autograph my panties. I had a thing fer her.

We went together most of my senior year. She was fearless. She was my hero. She carried my books to my art class for me every day and kissed me before I walked in. It was okay to do that...she would say...I love you. She made me melt.

School mates would refer to us as Spiky and Jodie. Well they would use my real name though.

I almost met the real Jodie at an Academy Award party in Beverly Hills. NO not Elton's...anyway, I chickened out. What would I say..."Hi Jodie, we went to different schools together." Ha.

Actually I'm only 33. I don't know how old she is. Um, don't care...want.

Thanks for the pic of my old girl friend. I always knew this about her. :D

When my brother shows the family moves in big gatherings. That remark always comes...Spiky, I didn't know you were Jodie Foster's girlfriend. We were in a wedding and it captures us kissing and holding hands and acting dorky.

Sorry for the long comment but I heart her.

Jay said...

Yeah right, next you're gonna try to tell me that Doogie Howser is gay. LOL ;-)

There are no secrets in Hollywood. Everybody has known she was a lesbian forever and nobody cared. If her movies are good we will go to them if they suck we won't.

The Mountain Cat said...

She used to be straight until she met Travis Bickle.

Em said...

Is Jodie Foster gay?

Hot Lemon said...

I had no idea. Not that I pay attention to such things...

Thanks for the LUG notes!!

RockDog said...

Personally, I'd still like to see her make out with a porn star...not that you were asking...just offered it up there like that.

Rock ON!

tt said...

You cracked me up!!
Lug and Bug...where the fuck have I been for the last 53 years!! I need to climb out of my...um....whatever it's called these days and start learnign what's going on in the world. Is there really anyone out there who didn't know about Jodie?? I mean really? Seriously. Guess she's just trying to stay private in a very public world.
She's a hottie though..I've got to admit that.

Trée said...

LUG and BUG, I never knew. :-D

katy said...

see not everyone knew, I didn't lol no honest I didn't!
wish i didn't need that laugh, that has given me the creeps!!!

buffalodickdy said...

Doesn't really matter to me- I wasn't ever going to get a chance with her anyway!

No More Empty Fortune Cookies said...

Ha HA! It pissed me off to that she was so ambiguous about it. Just come on out and say it already!We all knew and besides, who cares? I mean, really?! This was probably only news to people like my wife's co-worker who to this day doesn't/won't believe that George Michael is gay too. LOL

Southern Sage said...

lmao@ We're damn near normal now.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
great post.

Kris said...

ahhh...first i have to say...not only is lesbianism being cool and different so last year....this story is so last year too!

The part i don't get about this post and so many "coming out arguments"...you want your sexuality to not matter, to be a non-issue; so why, pray tell, is Jodie living a normal life, without wearing her sexuality on her sleeve, such a problem. She's living "the dream"...going about normal life. She's not making her sexuality an issue...why are you? Instead of pissing and moaning that she's not making a a fool of herself...rejoice in the fact that she just "is"...and isn't that what you are really looking for. The day when who really gives a damn if she's a lesbian, or you're a lesbian, or whoever might be gay...but yeah they won an award, they helped you change a flat tire, she's in the park with her family..I think her life is a great and wonderful statement of living normally not so much from a gay point of view but so much more from a Hollywood relationship point of view. She seems to have a strong, stable family life that is rare in the entertainment industry...and I think she is to be applauded for what she has accomplished. I personally think she speaks quite loudly for Gay Acceptance without using words...but living what she believes.

Biscuit said...

No, it was no secret. She never appeared in public, at least as far as I was aware of, with ANY love interest. At least she didn't parade guy after guy and "pretend."

I always admired the fact that she just didn't talk about her private life at all when she was interviewed about her work. It's just no ones business.

R.E.H. said...

Lesbian or not, if Jodie Foster wants to play with an African Naked Mole Rat... I got one right here in my pocket, ready to be stroked and fondled.

Dick Cheney's Penis... loved that picture ;)

Robot Zombie Vampire said...

I agree. Why don't all lesbians band together, proudly proclaiming their orientation and making public all home videos? Seriously, it's long overdue.

Christie said...

I could give two shits if someone is gay or not. I get annoyed when someone says they aren't when we all know they are. To me, it seems disrespectful.

doggybloggy said...

I dont get any of this...only gays and vegetarians after to tell you their preference...why? No offense just wondering.

cats in the window said...

Good ole Jodie. Makes a movie when she feels like. To this day she still makes me pant. I recall the big stir when her brother outed her and her mother in his book. Oh well some people just want to be private. But ur right...being lesbian is almost not a big deal. However, in my line of work my clients are seniors and some of them still think lesbians come with little horns sprouting on our foreheads. I am not inclined to tell them my partner is a woman. So far only one knows. The in-laws know and all the family. That is what matters most: that they know. They don't have to like it.
I will always have the hots for Jodie.

Diane J Standiford said...

Gay men are beaten into comas in the gayest neighborhood in Seattle at least once a year. Gay teens are prohibited from going to proms together in almost ever school in the country. You are kidding yourself if you think "coming out," is just so simple a decision. How many soap operma stars are gay--MANY, they don't dare come out. You think every gay person in this country doesn't WANT to be normal? You call "just living her life"oh? normal? She isn't ABLE to live her HER normal life. Normal is a photo in the local paper announcing your MARRIAGE..hello? Gay people can't BE married across this country. Their partners of 50yrs can't get their social security when they die. NORMAL? Gay bars across this country are hidden, darkened, guarded---you call that normal? Good for you if you are out to every family member, your employer. you hold hands/kiss your lover in every/any McDonald's in every small town in this country. Way to show support for your gay sister. And if you are str8---when did you last call your senators and tell them to vote for gay rights? Did you all attack the don't ask don't tell rule that is still in our military. Yeah, it doesn't matter to any of you if Jodie or anyone is gay or not---well prove it and tell our government to give us all the rights YOU have.

The Mistress of the Dark said...

Oh man I am living under a rock. LUG & BUG?

Palm Springs Savant said...

I actually like Jodie, but you are right, she needed to get over it a long time ago and just be herself.

bilerico said...

I think Jodie Foster rather like Anderson Cooper and Ryan Seacrest - everyone knows, but they're more interested in protecting their careers than just being honest about who they are.

Thanks for the link, btw. I appreciate the traffic you sent us. :) I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who found it funny. LOL

I'll be adding you to the Bilerico Project blogroll today - after all, I added you to my RSS reader! *grins* Keep up the good work!

Matt-Man said...

Jodie is HOT. I think her brains and talent turn me on. As far as that pic...Thanks for providing my with a future nightmare. Cheers!!

katie said...

okay- you are hilarious! i love it. yeah, Jodie Foster...knew that too. have a good one!

Tequila Mockingbird said...

OMIGOSH, SHE WAS GAYYYYY? nooo... hahaha, oh man. people who think they keep their sexual preferences secret are only fooling themselves.

now if only oprah would just 'fess up to her thing with gayle...

Diva said...

Eh, I think you're right... if she was trying to time it to do something for her career....wooooopsie for her.

One thing I had never heard before though was LUG & BUG....
I'm so behind the times over here.

TheBirdman33 said...

Jodie Foster is a lesbian?!?! Now I feel like planning to shoot President Reagan in a few months may be a mistake. Other than that, I think my plan was flawless.

elizabeth said...

Funny! I was just commenting on this to someone a couple of days ago.

BelgianBlogger said...

LOL, a funny post, yeah indeed... who cares about those people.

Seraphine said...

Everyone has their own time and reason.

dawn said...

duh.
finally.