Supermodel Marisa Miller named Maxim Magazine's most beautiful woman in 2008For the last half hour, I've been trying to find some decent boobs on the internet to show you *exactly* what I like. Even Marisa's are just a tad large for my liking.
I dated a woman with ginormous boobs, one time. Get that? One time. There was nothing but tits in that bed, between the two of us. Boobs everywhere! I hated it. I couldn't get out of that situation fast enough. It was so distressing to me, that I remember nothing else about the sexual encounter. Not one thing. Liz could have been the most fantastic woman in bed and I didn't even notice because there was too much boobage involved.
I was 21 at the time and never again have I dated over a B cup. I just *love* you B-girls. They fit right in my hand. Not too big if you flap 'em in my face. We can actually get close enough to kiss when we hug!
All of this titty stuff got me to wonderin'...
What do my straight girls and gay guys think about the weenies? Do THEY have likes and dislikes, too? Do some like 'em fat and some like 'em long? Honestly, this never crossed my mind before today.
I'm sure the straight guys and lesbian girls have boob preferences, just like I do.
What do you like?
I dated a woman with ginormous boobs, one time. Get that? One time. There was nothing but tits in that bed, between the two of us. Boobs everywhere! I hated it. I couldn't get out of that situation fast enough. It was so distressing to me, that I remember nothing else about the sexual encounter. Not one thing. Liz could have been the most fantastic woman in bed and I didn't even notice because there was too much boobage involved.
I was 21 at the time and never again have I dated over a B cup. I just *love* you B-girls. They fit right in my hand. Not too big if you flap 'em in my face. We can actually get close enough to kiss when we hug!
All of this titty stuff got me to wonderin'...
What do my straight girls and gay guys think about the weenies? Do THEY have likes and dislikes, too? Do some like 'em fat and some like 'em long? Honestly, this never crossed my mind before today.
I'm sure the straight guys and lesbian girls have boob preferences, just like I do.
What do you like?
39 comments:
MWM loves big boobs, but I think most men do don't they? Anyway I've always had big boobs so he's happy. I, on the other hand, have always felt self conscious about them and like them best when I lose weight and they deflate!
As for weenies I don't mind what they look like as long as they do the job! ;)
what to say with out sticking both my feet in my mouth at the same time? I guess what ever makes one feel confortable.
Was the big tittie girl for reals, or for real store bought?
Asian women! You should have thought of them if you wanted to avoid massive boobage. Be sure to check these links as well for delicate little T-booblets.
I am much more of a butt man than a boob man. My preference in the boob area is more about nipples than the actual boob.
I should just send you a photo of mine. Sounds like they might fit the bill.
I don't have a preference of anything. Something new is always exciting.
Whoa. I'm so distracted by Knight's offer to send a photo of her boobs I almost forgot what I was going to say.
I generally prefer smaller boobs. I'm much more of leg and butt guy anyway. Even really small like say, Natalie Portman is great if the girl is awesome.
Of course, if the girl is really awesome then neither breast size nor anything else really matters.
Speaking of awesome chicks, did I mention that Knight distracted me? ;-)
My preferred weenies are Sara Lee Ball Park.
Ohh I love boobs! But I think as big as I can stand is a small D.
holy cats, RLL has done it again, woken me up on a quiet day!
I tend to find myself drawn to long and lean women. And I married one. Truthfully though, who cares? If you like a person, do you really notice the size of their anything?
I'm further toward the straight end of the sexuality spectrum, and although my husband is well-endowed, I am more interested in shape than size. Regarding boobs (I DID say spectrum,) I think biggER boobs are great. Mine are only a big A, small B, so maybe that's why. I think a C cup is nice. On the right body and all.
I'm not a lesbian, but I don't like big boob either, the size of the girl up there or just a little smaller are perfect on a woman in shape. Bigger and she just doesn't look right.
As far as penis's. I used to think it didn't matter. I was married twice before and sex was great. But then I married this guy, and holy moly. Yea, it makes a difference alright, but not until you KNOW it makes a difference. Does that make since?
Anything over a mouth full is a waist, anyway.
As far as penises, I like Old Dog's, and that's as much as I'm prepared to share.
On the boob front (aren't they always?), I'm afraid I have some bad news: as time passes, even a size B is going to flap around some.
Just thought you should know.
mmm... boobs.
you don't know what you have until you see what you don't have. something to compare it to.
I love small boons too. I'm also a nipple man.
Oh boobs...I love em all, but big ones...get me juicy.
Weenies...thick...7-8-9 inches perferably in me...Woo.
I'm just being honest...hehehe
Ciaop sweetie
I am not too picky - I like women!
I like boobs - real boobs - big boobs, small boobs, squishy boobs, firm boobs. Oh wait ... I was supposed to give the straight girl answer, wasn't I?!?! *wink*
It is not the size, shape or any other packaging....are they sexy in the mind? If you think sexy, feel sexy and want to share than I am there. Big, small, short and tall.
Fat, thin, male, female, hetro or homo. Really who cares...If your frigid than what does it matter how you look?
mmmmm boobs no more than i can hold works just right for me!
Mine are a tad bit smaller than the girl in the pic, I guess you'd call it a full B. I don't like 'em big on me or around me. I like what I have.
As for boners, shiny and clean work for me. ;)
Ah! Now THIS is a quality post!
Too much is too much to me.
Aloha RLL
Boobs...I definitely loves me some boobs. I am mainly concerned with the nipples and if they work. I grew up reading all the great Penthouse forum stories and was all prepared to send the first girl I was with to heaven with my nipple stimulation skills. It was a crashing despair when I got to work on them and she tells me "playing with my boobs doesn't really do anything for me" (she was very experienced) Ditto my next couple of lovers and my first wife. I began to think it was all a myth until I met my "real" wife. As far as size goes, it's ok as long as it isn't too extreme either way. Totally flat would be a bit odd, and REALLY REALLY huge is also odd, but more pleasant to see. Mostly as long as they seem to fit the girl.
FMD
With girls, I like bigger boobs but they have to be real. I don't mind big ones. I've got large ones and I've been with a couple girls who almost rival me and never had a problem. I've been with a girl or two who were barely a B and was fine with that. As long as they're real, I'm good with.
As for guys, I think 7" to 9" is perfect and a nice amount of girth is good too. My current guy is damn near perfect for what I like. If they can work what they have though, it's no big deal really. I get disagreed with all the time on this but I so think there is too big with the guys. Once, I dated a guy and after a few times out, we got to the fooling around. Out it came and he had a penis with the girth of a 12 oz soda. We stopped right there because I wouldn't go any further, that was way too fat for me and I wasn't having it. Of course, we didn't see each other again after that night since I refused to try to do anything with that monster.
I've probably over shared horribly, sorry about that. :) Great post.
I myself have massive boobs, and i mean massive. They annoy me and i've been considering breast reduction for years, but i don't think i dislike them enough to get rid of them. My girlfriend says she was more of a butt woman before she met me, but now she loves my boobs. Maybe if you really love the person it doesn't matter that much!
Personally I like boobs on the bigger side, around a D or an E cup. Something to grab!
Interesting!
I dated a woman whose boobs were so gigantic that when she laid down, they went east and west, if you catch my drift. And yes - totally "natural".
I have to say, being that I dated men in the past, I preferred girth more so than length. Coming from a lesbian, that's sort of bizarre, right? But, even with artificial paraphernalia - same applies. :)
From a straight man's perspective, as long as you've got boobs, you've got my attention!
(yeah, man-boobs don't count!)
Anyway, my take is boobs=good.
Loved the post RLL!
Boobs suck. I hate mine with a passion. But with men, size so matters. Thick is great, but if it's 2 inches long, it doesn't matter. And long is great, but if there is not girth, it's jut annoying. That's my opinion anyway.
I *love* A/B cups. My wife is sadly DD. If I had money, I'd spring for breast reduction for her tits. :)
Hubby always said
anything more than a mouthful is wasteful. I guess God didn't waste a thing making mine.
:D
I am totally a foot/leg man...so boobs don't rank high with me...i guess that is why most of the women i have dated all have B-cups...give me small boobs and a pair of killer calves and thighs...
Past: wanted boobs
Past: hs got boobs and big boobs dcups
present: hate the boobs especially after kids and want tiny itty bitty ones that are perfectly cuppable. :)
One good whap and I could probably knock someone out with my boobs, ha! They are real and not perky I'm 50 after all. Weiners ha if he knows what he is doing it doesn't matter the size although I guess that is not true there is such a thing as too smal :)
small. I agree about B cups, my wife is a B and just perfect. She went up to a C every time she was pregnant. C was a nice place to visit, don't get me wrong but neither of us wanted to live there.
For me the crucial thing that makes a breast attractive or not is the nipple. I hate those huge dishpan nipples that cover most of the breast.
Again, my wifes are just perfect in that respect too.
My daughter has ginormous boobs. While the men might like 'em, I spent many a afternoon shopping trip crying in the dressing room with her because clothes just don't fit.
As for men, size doesn't make much difference to me. He just better be skilled in using it and have other talents. I do love a cute ass, though.
I'm perfectly happy with my B, and even with that size, occasionally they get in the way.
And indeed when over a C, I loose grip...
Indeed when the girl is nice, size and other characteristics/specialties don't matter.
Simply not a problem, as my girl says I'm allowed to look, but don't touch..
I just love boobs. Period.
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