Friday, December 26, 2008

Holiday Rerun

Since I'll be out of touch for a few days, here's a little something to make you smile. It's a rerun from last December 18th. And frankly, one of my finest memories.
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Last night, I'm in bed first and my girl is wandering around naked doing before bed butch stuff. She wanders in front of me.

Me: Why don't you do a little titty dance for me? You know, shake 'em for me a little bit? Put 'em in my face.

You already know this NEVER works. Doesn't work for most men. Doesn't work for me. I have no clue why I keep asking. Probably because she always just laughs, rolls her eyes and continues on doing what she's doing...naked.

She turns the lights out. I close my eyes and wait for her to snuggle into bed.

FLAP. FLAP-A-FLAPPA-FLAP. FLAP. FLAP-FLAP-FLAP. FLAP-FLAP.

I am BOMBARDED by boobs. They're everywhere! In my face, smacking me in the eye, whapping against my ears.

We both started laughing and that's the last thing I remember before drifting off to sleep. Boobs and laughter.

What a great night! I'm still smiling!

27 comments:

Vodka Mom said...

I better not try that, I might kill someone.

Lu' said...

Funny you should use the word flap. I refer to mine as flappy jacks HA. Merry Christmas.

All This Trouble... said...

Once had a stripper do that to me while I was laid out on my back with money in my teeth. But...hers were fake and it wasn't nearly a much fun as I'd thought it would be. It hurt and I swear to this day she had basketballs under her skin.

Jormengrund said...

You know, since you've said this, I've gotten to wonder...

Is that why they called dancers back in the 20's "Flappers"?

Curious minds want to know!

Grant said...

I'm down with boobs too. We have so much in common.

elizabeth said...

Love it! LOL. I may have to do that to Spartan one of these days. Hope you guys had a wonderful holiday!!

Jay said...

Boobs and laughter. Two of the best things in life.

I usually have to pay like $20 for a lap dance to get that kind of treatment. ;-)

Karen said...

How funny. That does sound like a good night.

Scarlet said...

Well, now I know what I'LL be doing this evening! lol

Akelamalu said...

MWM would absolutely love that! :0

kimber p said...

love your blog, it's been hard finding lesbians at blogspot for some reason..
one of the first charming things my partner did to me 10 years ago to show her affection and make me laugh hysterically was to pound my cheeks between her massive ta-tas..she still does it on occasion and it still makes us laugh like hyenas....lol

Nolens Volens said...

Now that's a new version of "titty fuck" LOL

Nolens Volens said...

Now that's a new version of "titty fuck" LOL

Queen-Size funny bone said...

Once I get these babies swinging there is no stopping them.

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

!!!!

Heinous said...

Lol. That was too funny.

Fu Manchu Dad said...

You're right, it DOESN'T work for us guys. Glad you had some success. Hope you had a very Merry Christmas. God bless you and your lady.
FMD

MarkD60 said...
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MarkD60 said...

Careful! You can poke an eye out with them things!

Happy Holidays!
Read Ya when you get back!

Adamity_Bomb_Bomb said...

Boobs. Boobs.

That's all I got. I was tit-notized, I reckon.

By the way, thanks for the coffee!

Christie said...

I never do the boob dance either. It hurts. Jay is forever upset, too.

rage said...

Flap-flap-flap...that was hilarious but sounded like it hurt all in the same time.

Lmfao!

Monogram Queen said...

The hubs is ALWAYS asking me to dance around but i'd feel like such a FOOL.....

I should surprise him ... heh!

phd in yogurtry said...

Is it equally sexy with stomach flap? No?

nitebyrd said...

That's a great memory! Too funny!

I'm glad you shared.

Christine said...

LOL! You're right that doesn't usually work for most men cuz I know I brush my hubby off. Too funny! Too cute! :)

random moments said...

OHMYGAWD!! I almost fell out my chair laughing at this.

I may just have to steal this idea. Tell your gf thanks for the material! Lol!