Lately, I've been obsessed with hairstyles. Mainly because mine is looking like shit. Or so I thought until I started looking around.
That's when I realized that women's hairstyles fall into two categories for me. Fuckable and unfuckable.
Yesterday, on my way to work, I saw a woman coming at me in traffic with a severe bob. Now, I appreciate that your stylist wants to try something new. But for me, this is unfuckable.
It's harsh. Severe. I don't want to fuck it.
If your hair doesn't move, it's unfuckable in my opinion. I want to run my fingers through it. I want to mess it up and grab you by the nape of the neck and hold on because I want to...not because I'm gunked in by a bunch of hairspray.
But that's just me.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
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I'm still looking for the perfect hairstyle :(
I prefer long hair. Long wild, out of control hair. Hair that just goes everywhere when she shakes her head. And long enough that it can be pulled from behind. If you know what I mean. ahah ;-)
hairspray? what's that? ;)
I am with Jay, long and flowing is my favorite.
mine is just fried
not with product, color, heat
but from damn meds
so mid way and frizzy
but it can be grabbed YEOW!
and almost always looks like
just fucked hair
so i guess that helps explain the lil side smile i have somethimes??
wow, there's another one that hadn't occured to me: f#ckable hair!
i agree... that one is UN!
oooh, grabbing the hair from behind... oh yeah, babe.... my kind of kinky!
C
I agree with you 100000%... hair has to be grabbable and free
When it's really short; iek!
No, for me it must indeed be long enough and fitting with her face.
The photo is one where they just used two different size bowls as a reference to cut... Horrible!
What about when Halle Berry had that short hair?! That was fuckable and god knows there was nothing to grab. Huh???
But, uh, I'm with Gary... I never really thought of it in those terms before. Thanks to you, I will forever more. ;)
I haven't said hi to ya'll in EONS! Guess it's time I get back to my real life, the blog world. I just got home from the spa and may I just say, for $175.00 plus tip, I have some very fuckable hair tonight...............
You gotta wear the hair and not let it wear you. There's some pretty unfuckable hair running around but with the right 'tude it can convert to a good old hot mess!
I'm glad I never had hair issues!
I never much noticed hair o chicks to tell the truth, I suspect most anything would look good on you. (cept that one you have pictured there!)
Seems you hair grading system and my visual chick system is the same.
I agree with you. I love to play with womens hair. The less gunked up it is the better.
I never thought about hair being fuckable or not.
I do prefer to grab the back of a womans head, and kiss her hard!
I gave up on trying to find the perfect hairstyle. I have about 6 feet of unruly curls that insist on doing their own thing. And I've let them. Everyone but my mother and sister like it.
Allison
yep unfuckable
I prefer longer hair. But hell I'd do her. I'm a pig.
I have to say that I don't think it's really the hairstyle as the person who wears it.
Some gals look pretty damn hot with short hair, and others look wickedly sexy with long..
I think it's all in the 'tude, and the way they wear it.
Seriously, I don't tend to let hair length influence my decisions..
But it is a bonus if it looks HOT!
That's a horrible style. Looks like it'd hurt it you grabbed it.
Soft and careless is always good.
lol. Right to the point. lol.
I'm growing mine out. Got tired of the short do.
that hair do in the photo sucks!
I think I have the kind of hair Jay would like. lol
(It's true though.) ;)
I don't like helmet head either - not THAT kind of head. . . . That helmet rawks, but hair helmet does not.
So I asked Old Dog, "Do I have fuckable hair?" After repeating myself a couple of times because he's so freaking DEAF you can't talk to him (okay, maybe I mumble sometimes) he said, "Well, I don't see how." And I could tell from the sideways look he was giving me that he really couldn't.
Sigh.
Preach it, sister! Preach it!!!
I like hair long or short, the key is natural and movable.
Nothing worse than running your fingers through a head full of gunk.
When I first do my hair? unfuckable. hairspray city. but that's only so that in two hours time, my hair remains straight... and THEN it is soft and fuckable. so I guess when my date first picks me up? bye bye boner.
No yeah, that's me too. LOL
good point...gunked up is not fuckable
if I wash my hair and then drive around for a bit with all the windows open it looks fantastic
we call it the 'JFL'
Just Fucked Look
of course there are more fun ways to attain that look
Followed the scraps from On Kitchen Steps.
It isn't the hair, but what is under the hair.
I don't think I could approach a woman who looked like that, but it doesn't mean I don't find it sexy.
But if she is a dumb as most models I've known I would lose interest after the first couple of sentences.
On the other hand my wife would not approve either, of the woman not the hairstyle.
Followed the scraps from On Kitchen Steps.
It isn't the hair, but what is under the hair.
I don't think I could approach a woman who looked like that, but it doesn't mean I don't find it sexy.
But if she is a dumb as most models I've known I would lose interest after the first couple of sentences.
On the other hand my wife would not approve either, of the woman not the hairstyle.
that's an ugly hairstyle, but I agree it doesn't have to be long enough to grab to be fuckable. Pink is one example of that exception as well.. *whew*
i have an adam lambert sort of hairstyle :D but i don't use hair product at all. i'm lucky because my locks stay in place naturally. is my hair still unfuckable then? :D
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