Friday, March 20, 2009

We've Got A Winner


Sandi of well, I don't know her blog name, won the Indigo Girls album! I'd link to her if her blog was open to readers, but it's not. So not only can I not see her blog, you can't either. Sandi must have some nasty stuff on there! ;)

Now we ALL want to see, Sandi!!!


Sandi said...Please put me into your drawing, I need the CD so I can keep my toaster.


Apparently, she's trying to keep the toaster that she received from the Lesbian Appliance Alliance. You see, we receive appliances when we recruit new women into lesbianism. Not only is recruiting FUN, but you can outfit your kitchen.

I'm really bad at recruiting. Not once have I been with a straight chick and turned her gay. Not once. Sad, isn't it?

This is precisely why I don't have a Kitchen Aid mixer.



P.S. But I am working on getting the Kitchen Aid mixer with the pasta attachment. I've accumulated $15 so far in Amazon.com gift cards by searching on Swagbucks.com. When I finally get it....I'm having you all over for homemade pasta with Balsamic Butter Sauce!

25 comments:

Lynette said...

Ok I will transfer my swagbucks to you and then we are on for dinner! LOL Just have to share a foodie moment. Dinner last night.....
mushroom and pesto raviole w/basil sauce, spinach raviole (ok i can't spell) w/pesto and garlic sauce, easter bread, french bread, apple bread, spinach salad w/mushroom and blackberries, fruit of all kinds (some really fresh cantalope), coffee---of course. Top w/desert of dark chocolate (here known as DC), DC w/cherry and DC w/crystlize violets and white chocolate w/olives (odd but good). OH OH OH and we went and saw a production of the Vagina Monologes.
DONT CHA JUST HATE ME
and i did not win the bad music cd!!! LOL

KMae said...

Heck, if I got with a straight woman, she would probably go running back to men. Besides, I like butches. Good thing I don't want straight women, because in my job so many would like to "experiment" with me. No thanks. Better to just stay good friends with them!

~*Jobthingy*~ said...

congrats sandi

and i will be waiting for my invite

burnedbutawesome said...

Does it count if a woman turns you gay? Guess not, seeing as it IS the Lesbian alliance.

You're right, recruitment is fun! Of course the health risk for gay male recruiters is non-surgical rearrangement of your face. LOL!

I LOOVVEEE reading your blog. :P

Laura said...

ummmm yeah....straight women seem to like me for some reason. gets me in a lot of trouble.

nice mixer!

Jude said...

I found that straight married women made the best lovers...go figure. Divorce lawyers loved me ;)

Balsamic butter sauce sounds outrageous!!!

13messages said...

I think my wife has one of those mixers. Hmmm...

:)

Dedene said...

Congrats to Sandi!

I'm so jealous! I want a KitchenAid. Lucky duck.

Grant said...

Since I didn't win, I refuse to comment.

Oops.

Dana said...

Thank goodness I didn't win *whew*

But at least now I know how to get that Kitchen Aid mixer!

A. said...

I am in LOVE with my Kitchen Aid! I cried when I got her. I named her Empress as she is Empire Red. Heaven's, I'm going domestic!

Allison

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

aw, the Indigo Girls album stinks anyway, no big loss (he says, trying to convince himself....)

Akelamalu said...

Congrats to Sandi, I'm curious about her blog now! ;)

Jormengrund said...

Interesting..

So if I were to claim to be a lesbian, would you win the mixer RLL?

Just curious!

Scarlet said...

This explains why my kitchen looks so empty!

Fortune Cookies said...

Congrats to Sandi! Or well, condolences may be in order judging by your review of the CD.
I've never converted a straight girl either. A bi-sexual once, but I don't think that really counts for anything. OK, maybe USB coffee warmer...

meno said...

I would totally convert for that mixer.

Queen-Size funny bone said...

lucky sandi

Cora said...

Ohh, too funny! Hee hee hee. So this is why my kitchen looks like crap. Not enough lovely ladies in my life. Men!! Pffft!

;-)

Awake In Rochester said...

Congratulations to "Sandi of well, I don't know her blog name." lol

I've never won a toaster either. I like my lesbians to be broken in. ;) Actually, I don't personal want to help "convert" anyone because this is not an easy lifestyle.

Sandi said...

Yay! Sorry for the delay in accepting my fine prize, I was in Arizona for baseball spring training (again another requirement to uphold lesbian status...)
Sadly, my blog I EAT POP TARTS is private for family reasons (some had issues with the words fuck and hootchie used in the same sentence.)For those of you who are curious and not in-laws, just email me at sandijdp@gmail.com and I will send you an invite.
Thanks again for the great opportuinity to listen to the girls!

Bina said...

Yea Sandy! And yes, now I want to see her blog, too.

Ashleigh said...

I thought Lebianism was contagious. SNORT! :)

This had me cracking up.

Christie said...

Wait, what?! Are you saying I can get my $1500 stand mixer if I become a lesbian.

Does the fact that I've made out with a few girls count? Can I just get half of the appliance paid for?

nitebyrd said...

Hey! My old boyfriend decided he was gay. I got nothing. :D