As funny as that combination sounds...it's not when it's YOU.
This virus that I've had for the last five days originated in the depths of hell. That's the only explanation that I can think of.
I've been holding down the couch doped up on cough syrup. Breathing through my mouth. I can't sleep for the coughing, but I can't stay awake because of the cough syrup. I don't even feel like taking a shower today. Whoever is hitting me with a hammer has made sure of that.
I'll be back, soon. If you need a laugh...you should stop by and look at my hair. Even the dogs are giggling! ;)
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Bronchitis and Diarrhea
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I haven't had the pleasure but my wife did this year. ;)
Oh to go to the depths of hell and back. And you poor hair suffering the singe of brimstone. Grab some baby powder or bath powder and shake it in your hair. It will give you a short term "dry shampoo" til you can move again.
PS you will smell good too!
Aw, feel better soon!
I had a similar thing going ALL last week, only I mixed in a little (ok, a lot!) vomiting. The only bonus is the 7-8 pound weight loss! Woo Hoo!
I'm feeling similar to you, but with less coughing and the bonus of nausea. W00t - illness!
OH NO!!!! RLL I do hope you'll feel better soon....
Feel better!
I'd love know what a dog's giggle sounds like. I think mine does it too but not sure.
:)
Oh you poor thing...that's one nasty combination. Hope you feel better really soon.
Times like these I'm SO glad internet isn't contagious! Feel better soon.
I have COPDcaused by brochitis and asthma.the runs well I have not had that pleasure in a long time.
Oh no!!! I feel your pain that is NOT fun! But, I couldn't help reading, "This virus that I've had for the last five days originated in the depths of hell", as: "This virus that I've had for the last five days originated in the bowels of hell."
I know, I'm sick. No pun.
Get better fast!
Prayers sent your way darling. :)
As I am reading this, I am at work...all achy, sore throat...feeling like c**p...
My bed is calling and it might just succeed
Sorry Sweetie - I wish I was close enough to come make you tea! Feel better soon!
I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing, my employees think I've lost my mind (little do they realize I did years ago).
Girl I feel for you!
That is a killer combination!
Inquiring minds want to know... Everytime you cough do you get scared a little poop is going to sneak out?
i actually think that's what i have - both. my chest is killing me and i'm coughing crazy. plus i can't seem to stay out of the bathroom. my boyfriend's having the same prob. we were supposed to go to ikea today to buy a lamp but had to stay home... :(
i hope you feel better soon! what kinda cough syrup are you taking? i need something to just knock me the f**k out!
That's one HELL of a combination !
You're right. Funny.
That's a brutal combination.
Get better fast!
So, when you cough do you ... ummm ... well ... never mind! I do hope you are feeling better soon!
I had that combo last week. Luckily, I got to the doctor before it got too terrible. Feel better.
Oooer that sounds nasty (covering my nose and mouth so as not to catch it)!
Sending you Reiki m'dear, hope it helps. xx
Not only does it sound terrible, it sounds scary. What could be worse than coughing up a lung and having to run to the bathroom and praying you make it?? Not much, I don't think.
I hope you get better real soon.
Just think RLL:
Because of one, you try to cut down on the other...
Too scared to cough, and not really wanting to think about the other for fear of coughing once the "feeling" is gone..
Might just be best to leave things as they are?
Here's hoping you get better soon!
Oh, and for reference, I'm NOT one of the dads that gives laxatives to the kids when they're coughing.. That's a completely made-up story that only SEEMS true..
It's no bueno when it's coming out both ends. Even if it is only a cough. It sounds rough & rotten. I say, "Satan be gone!"
Feel better soon!
"originated in the depths of hell"
Oh my! That sounds horrendous! Here's hoping you get to feeling much, much better very, very soon!
I had walking pneumonia and an intestinal virus at the same time once...I can certainly relate to the fear of coughing without first being...properly seated.
Be well, my friend! And I'm pretty sure I can round up a few blessed rosary beads from Catholic school days if you need them. I'm just sayin'...
Oh my, I hope you feel better soon! Use this as a great time to catch up on all your trash TV!
Hope you feel better soon!
The title of your post was irresistible. Poetic even. ;)
I hope you feel better soon, hun.
Please get well soon.
Gah! Feel better soon!
Peace - D
yuck. that sounds awful. Sort of makes you wish you could bottle the bug up and save it to give to your bestest enemy, eh?
Feel better soon!!!
Awww, I hope you feel better soon. Want me to deliver some home made chicken soup?
I'm pretty sure not even a bad case of funky sick hair can make you any less beautiful.
xoxo
~vk~
oh my, take care and hope this clears up quickly.
Feel better. I hope tomorrow's a better hair day...for you and me both! ;)
wow! where are you and how did i get what you have? lol!
i'm getting over it now but that was me on friday and saturday
YUCK! LOL!
I'm laughing with you, not at you;-)
well. i have some good news....
i poop everytime i puke. thank god not often. but its like an internal cleansing, keep up on liquids as much as you can, you can get dehydrated easily. and take some immodium. it' stop that shit.! (pun on purpose}
feel better soon.
betcha not in the mood for a quickie right now, ey? ;)
C
I was wondering why I never heard back from you.
Aw, that sounds like an odd combination. It's nice to see that you still have your sense of humor.
Well, "C" took my medical advice. But I'll send over some chicken noodle soup, and a thermometer. Sorry I only have rectal. =o0
I hope you are better real soon!
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sweetie...let me page the doctors to your blog.
Doctor Howard...Doctor Howard...Doctor Fine, Doctor Jones.
Coem to the RRL blog.
Ciao sweetie...you will be as good and new after these three stooges plus one get done with you. :D
Get well babe...Ciao.
Do you cough hard enough to shit your pants?
(Sorry, that was the first image that came to mind, and I thought it might make you laugh. I'm truly sorry you feel so rotten. Kiss on the top of the head.)
Learn to sleep sitting up!!!
I always find that if you take some NyQuil, fix yourself a Neocitran (sp?) then a hot bath. It really gets you relaxed and decongested!! I love self medication =D
Get well soon!
feel better soon sweets!
ughh!! Feel better soon
Get well, sweet lady.
FMD
acccckkkk
hope you feel mo betta soon!!
I read your blog. your story moved me, I guess it's too hard to have bronchitis and diarrhea, you should try generic viagra, should be the worst is so sick. Regards
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