Friday, February 6, 2009

How Many Licks Does It Take?


Last Sunday, I was sitting on a friend's leather couch turned around talking instead of watching the Super Bowl. Typical Lipstick Lesbian.

That's when I started chatting with two of my best friends. One of which has an affinity for straight girls, or they have an affinity for her. It's hard to tell which.

Mandy: Becky had her first date with a straight girl last night!

Me: How'd it go?

Becky: Great! I cooked dinner for her. I always tell Mandy that you can't fuck 'em gay, but I'm kinda hoping I can.

28 comments:

kimber p said...

that picture is h-o-t. whew....lol I've got a thing for vintage looking chicks and that picture is awesome.

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

And here I was, having a quiet Friday....

Sinnerviewer said...

I think I would get along really well with Becky.

phd in yogurtry said...

Will have fun trying, anyhow, huh?

Nolens Volens said...

Hehe...I so fucking love the last sentence! Happy Friday!

Queen-Size funny bone said...

its all in the trying..

g-man said...

For her sake I hope she can too. It is all in the attitude, YES you can fuck them gay, and you will! Now go get 'em.

Dawg said...

Tis' possible! And hell it has to be fun trying!

Ashleigh said...

LMAO at the last line.

Would it wrong me to want to screw a gay GUY straight? There are too many damn fine looking gay men out there.

Just saying.

Akelamalu said...

Well God loves a trier! LOL

Turnbaby said...

I am lmao at the title and the last line and the image in my head of the Toosie Roll pop---no biting!

Grant said...

Wow - cool car.

In the future, if you're going to talk about hot women having sex, could you protect their identities with a few fake names? In particular I suggest Ayako, Midori, Megumi, and Kaoru. Don't forget to mention the schoolgirl outfits and bunny ears they are wearing.

Jormengrund said...

If you're going to do something, do it well, do it to the best of your ability, and take pride in your work.

Maybe she'll get her wish, and maybe she'll convert..

You never know... ;)

Diane said...

gah, you lesbians are worse than christians i swear! just tryin to convert everybody...

pe1biv said...

Looking at the can in the photo 50's or early 60's, which seems what I would expect looking at the dress, glasses and hair.

I know a few girls who ended up with a partner who previously identified as straight. My experience wasn't a good one and in this I wasn't the one who started it.

~Deb said...

Hrmmm, photo blew me away-----umm---last sentence, ...

???

How does what feck em' gay or straight?


I'm such a dull lesbian.

Have a wonderful weekend!

Knight said...

She might not switch sides completely but maybe enough to have a little fun.

Jeanne said...

My daughter is the original lipstick lesbian -- she wore 3-inch heels up until the day she delivered her son and jazzes up jeans with a cleverly tied scarf -- but I think she actually watches football. Though not as intently as her partner....

Fu Manchu Dad said...

Hey, if she's going to go so far as to have a date, then clearly she wants to know the answer too. Sadly, I think it's much easier to lead a straight woman to gay than it is to lead a gay woman to straight....kinda unfair for us guys, isn't it?
FMD

Christie said...

I think most straight men think this is true. Or wish that it were. Well, I guess more bi than gay, because, really, where would the fun be in that for them?

Dana said...

Well, if she cooked dinner for me ...

Brad said...

Where there's a will there's a way!

Bina said...

Ha ha ha! Now THAT is freaking funny.

Lu' said...

But maybe she can fuck 'em bi :)

Scarlet said...

I want to read Becky's blog. :)

kim-d said...

Hehehe...Dana! I thought the exact same thing. Dinner? Hmmmm. And if she's a good kisser. :)

Love, Evolution, and Resilience said...

LMAO! Right on... could we hook her up with my gal pal who totaly digs straight chicks? Straight chicks with husbands usually! What's that all about anyway?

Mike Golch said...

I want that car!