Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Lesbians Are Different


Our conversation during last night's dinner prep:

Me: Could you cut it into 1/2" slices.

Her: Do you want to do it?

Me: No, I want to tell you how to do it.


Well, maybe we're a little bit like other women.

35 comments:

blueeyedtawni said...

sorry!!! LOL mispellings everywhere :D
what I ment to say was
you know the only thing that kills me. I like looking at beautiful women and im straight
but can they at least get some Red headed beauties up with the blong and dark headed ones LOL..
make it at least a neopolition in hair colors
grins im a redhead too :D

fiwa said...

Well at least you were honest!

annie kelleher said...

LOL :)

smiles4u said...

LOL! That sounds like a conversation between my husband and I!

Slyde said...

were you guys in my kitchen? because im pretty sure my wife said that exact thing last night to me..

Grant said...

I've always thought we have plenty in common because we both find women hot.

Jormengrund said...

Girls will be girls..

Sometimes that's the entire beauty of it. There are those times when they try so hard to convince you that they're not like everyone else, and then they go and give you a mighty display of their womanly prowess..

Amazing, isn't it?

Jude said...

conversation? what conversation? my eyes can't get beyond the 20 legs

Akelamalu said...

That sounded like a conversation MWM and I would have LOL

Queen-Size funny bone said...

Meow....

Awake In Rochester said...

Women are women. Ah, unless they are VERY butch lesbians, in which case they act more like men.

coffeypot said...

I hope that wasn't a man you were slicing into strips. I know a few women would love to do that to me.

Christie said...

Jay and I do this all the time. But he usually messes it up (on purpose) so that I will just do that. Maybe that is what makes men and women different? I would never pull that move.

buffalodick said...

An attactive woman is one whether she is straight or gay... Both turn me down with glee...

Heff said...

Yep, sounds like a woman to me !

Southern Sage said...

I agree with Heff!!
Sounds like every woman I know!

Lu' said...

I've started telling my husband, "why should I do it when you will just redo it so help yourself" :)

Jay said...

Well somebody has to be in charge! ;-)

Julia Smith said...

LOL!

Merrily Down the Stream said...

such a naughty girl!

CDB said...

Slyde said it for me, I'm pretty sure I had the same conversation last night.

Thanks for swingin' by earlier!

Scarlet said...

Don't you love having the last word? ;)

Vlog this next time. It'll be better than must-see TV!

Nolens Volens said...

You told it like it is...only way. I smiled when you delivered the punchline. ;)

phd in yogurtry said...

This hetero woman's thoughts? Completely reasonable. I too enjoy telling others how to do it.

Matt-Man said...

Ha. You tell the other how to cut something and next thing you do is tell society that you should be allowed to marry. That's how you sneaky people operate!! Cheers!!

Dianne said...

good lord who shrunk that poor little girl in the middle!!

Being terminally single I actually tell myself what to do and then I don't do it - just to keep in shape ;)

Jess said...

OMG! That is SO how it is in my house like...all the time! You can tell me how to do it or you can ask me to do it, but you can't do both.

g-man said...

Yeah I get that a lot from my wife. I will refrain from making any kind of blanket statement about women. (Because you are all independent and influential and crazy in your own special ways :)

Happy Friday!

Biscuit said...

I think men, the ones who take pride in their cooking skills, can be just as bossy. :)

Candy's daily Dandy said...

The logic there is correct. *sigh*
I wish life were that easy.

Mrs Parks said...

Oh my Gawd I'm a lesbian!

blueeyedtawni said...

chuckling.... yalls conversation made my night :D

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Rick Daley said...

Interesting, I've often wondered if I'm really a lesbian trapped in a man's body, that adds validity to that thought.

~*Jobthingy*~ said...

LOL!