One of my dear readers has some questions. I've been around the block , but to give him a broader spectrum of what women REALLY do, I'm going to ask you. Feel free to answer about yourself or your female lovah!
1. Do you shave all or part "down there?" Do you shave all the way back?
2. Is it possible to get what you do shave very close and without stubble?
3. Is a tooth brushing/face wash necessary after oral sex before she'll kiss you/or before you allow yourself to be kissed?
4. Do you always shower before sex?
Inquiring minds want to know! Help a fella out.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Is That A Goat?
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Ok, from the gay man's perspective:
1) Yes, shave all the way 'back there' Would you want to find that hairy surprise?
2) Yes, shave with moisturizer, lots of it.
3) If you have to ask, then yes.
4) Unless specifically asked to yes. It's the polite thing to do.
Happy Hunting Fella.
Hmph . . . well, I would think he could answer his questions himself actually cause it's really no different coming from the other side . . .
1) do you? I mean . . . it looks bigger when you do, and are you bendy enough to see the back and shave it?
2) Again, when you shave yours how smooth is it? And if you don't shave yours, what about your face . . . is it possible to shave it very close without stubble?
3) Does he or she make you brush your teeth/wash your face before you can get a kiss?
4) Do you always shower before sex? Have all of your partners showered before?
As a straight man, I often take a quick jump in the shower even though my wife says I'm ridiculous for doing it.
1. Do you shave all or part "down there?" Do you shave all the way back?
yes. all the way. sometimes i get creative and leave a wee landing strip
2. Is it possible to get what you do shave very close and without stubble?
yep. exfoliating glove, conditioner and shave down to avoid razor burn
3. Is a tooth brushing/face wash necessary before she'll kiss you/or before you allow yourself to be kissed?
please. if you are dirty and smelly im not going there
4. Do you always shower before sex?
well i shower daily. and i will shower again if i was sweating before we do it. and i would expect him too if he was sweating cause sweaty balls in my mouth arent my cup of tea.. just sayin
1. I womanscape and we shall leave it at that...
2. No - not in my world - I can't even see that far!
3. Yes/No
4. Only if I know him
I tagged you on my site with a meme - I CAN"T WAIT to read yours.
1. Do you shave all or part "down there?" Do you shave all the way back?
Wax it all on occasion but shave ALWAYS.
2. Is it possible to get what you do shave very close and without stubble?
Of course. No cheap or overused razors.
3. Is a tooth brushing/face wash necessary before she'll kiss you/or before you allow yourself to be kissed?
Not necessarily, however in the morning it is a must. Bacteria lives in your mouth overnight and that can be a very unpleasant thing.
4. Do you always shower before sex? Well, showering is always a good thing, however, depending on your partner's pheromones, a good work out at the gym and sex afterward can be quite hot. Daily showers always, but sweaty sex---beautiful. They even started using pheromones in certain perfumes and colognes to attract whatever gender you're trying to go for.
Good hygiene is always appreciated and important!
I think everyone is misunderstanding question three. I might be wrong but I think they meant do you require a tooth brushing/face washing before you will kiss someone AFTER ORAL.
1)I switch it up.
2) For the most part.
3) No
4) Not always. I'm a clean person already.
1. Do you shave all or part "down there?" Do you shave all the way back?
Holy sh!t, how can a person answer a question like that????
2. Is it possible to get what you do shave very close and without stubble?
Holy sh!t, how can a person answer a question like that?????????
3. Is a tooth brushing/face wash necessary before she'll kiss you/or before you allow yourself to be kissed?
I always keep myself quite clean and sweet smelling, thank you very much.
4. Do you always shower before sex?
I always keep myself quite clean and sweet smelling, thank you very much.
I would like to know though, when it became the fashion where dudes let the beard grow for 5 days on the face, but shave every other gawdang thing....
1. Do you shave all or part "down there?" Do you shave all the way back?
trim neatly, fairly short.
2. Is it possible to get what you do shave very close and without stubble?
see #1
3. Is a tooth brushing/face wash necessary before she'll kiss you/or before you allow yourself to be kissed?
Toothbrushing, usually yes.
4. Do you always shower before sex?
No, not unless i'm stinky.
1. Nope. Deal with it.
2. Refer to #1.
3. No kissy-kissy after going down on me thank you very much.
4. Before? No, not always.
To be honest, I could have sworn that Gary Rith was going to answer each question with a "Holy Sh!T! How can someone ask a question like that?" answer...
For me..
1: To be honest, sometimes. For me it's a pain to get around everywhere, and it's quite awkwars to move certain parts around and get everything "just right"
2: Yeah, but you've gotta invest the time and effort!
3: Dunno. Never tried, don't know that I really want to, to be honest.
4: Before: Sometimes, if I think there's going to be oral. I don't think it's such a good thing to smell while someone's going "down there". Also, it makes for great foreplay! Afterwards? Yeah. And the sex then is good too!
hi sweetie...answs listed below.
1. I shave all and all the way back.
2. yes...always.
3. no...anything goes. maybe way later. But lets not spoil the moment.
4. No...yes. If I'm seducing her...yes. I doll myself up. I want her to want me badly.
there you go...ciao sweetie.
ooh, I found you through Merrily...
1. It depends on the season and the reason.
2. Only if I have an insane moment, have had a lot to drink and use the epilady 'down there' [edges only]
3.Oh, please with the language that comes out of that mouth? It could NEVER be brushed clean. At least down there, there is flossing going on. [I can't believe I said that}
4. Considering the best sex is morning sex, umm, no.
1. I shave (or wax) the way back and the down there, but I leave a "tuff" at the top.
2. You can certainly shave with stubble. I do.
3. I love to kiss my boyfriend after he has been down there, so teeth brushing is not needed. I have dated a guy who wouldn't kiss me after I went down on him, but he was an ass.
4. I don't always shower before sex. Um...I guess I usually freshen up, but would say most time I do not shower immediately before sex.
oh if its teethbrushing and face washing after going down hell no. im not stopping the groove to get minty fresh.. im just starting to get dirteh
MMMM... shaving... Here, lemmie do it FOR you...!!
And I think there can be an inbetween: toothbrushing may not be necessary, but wiping your face off on a flannel and then jumpin' in the shower when you've got your strength back isn't so badd!!
1. Do you shave all or part "down there?" Do you shave all the way back?
Yes and oh hell yes!
2. Is it possible to get what you do shave very close and without stubble?
YES. But that is bc I do everywhere, everyday. Helps a lot ;)
3. Is a tooth brushing/face wash necessary after oral sex before she'll kiss you/or before you allow yourself to be kissed?
....um. That would seriously offend me if my lover had to go brush their teeth/wash their face. And I would *never* do that to them either. Deal breaker right there. I *love* to kiss afterwards!
4. Do you always shower before sex?
No. I'm pretty OCD but that seems a bit much. LOL
Totally depends on who I'm with.
***
It runs the gamut from au natural to shaved front/back. different people like different things and since I could care less about it, I do what my lover likes.
IF NO LOVER< I just trim.
Hmmm . . . I . . . .uhhh. . . . well. . . . ***blushing*** I just cannot seem to get past posting this for all the blog-o-sphere to see. . . sorry RRL, in conversation I'd speak, but cannot seem to type.
Well THIS is fun!
1. Do you shave all or part "down there?" Do you shave all the way back?
All the above. Takes a rediculous amount of time too!
2. Is it possible to get what you do shave very close and without stubble?
Not at all. Those hairs grow in so many different directions. I think it is some foul trick played by God.
3. Is a tooth brushing/face wash necessary after oral sex before she'll kiss you/or before you allow yourself to be kissed?
Uh, no. I am so fresh and so clean. It is actually a little sexy. And kinky.
4. Do you always shower before sex?
I do.
Thank you for your time. Hope this was helpful.
So wait, does this mean you won't be answering these questions RLL? ;)
1. Always been a scaper, switch up it as variety is the spice of life.
2. Yes, conditioner & a new razor blade. But man do I hate the time it takes. I could be watching TLC!
3. Neither does he nor do I expect any cleansing after oral, before kissing. Kinda ruins the mood, eh?
4. I shower daily. No special showers, the attraction caused by pheremones is better a few hours sans shower anyway!
Hmmm. Well, I always say I live out loud, so I am going to stop blushing and answer some Girl Parts Questions!
Okay.
1. I keep things 'manicured' down there. When I can, I prefer to go get waxed. And I can speak from experience when I say to leave that task to the professionals. Painful, humiliating experience. And I think I shave all the way back, but I have never checked things out with a hand mirror after shaving. My husband has never burst out laughing down there, so I think I'm getting the job done well.
2. You know, I'm not a very hairy person anywhere else but Down There. So, due to my five o'clock shadow AND my man's preference for a little bit of hair, I have perfected a technique for a smooth stubble. Which is really not so much a technique and is really just using my hubby's goatee trimmer set on '1'. I can do that to my triangle and my, ummmm, lips, and am good for a week. I touch up Back There and the bikini line with a razor whenever I shower.
3. It all depends on either how juicy this particular love fest was, or how drunk I am. I don't mind kissing right after, but I do tend to keep a glass of ice water next to the bed. I hate to kill the mood with a trip to the bathroom if I can help it.
4. I don't always, unless there was some reason for sweating. I don't love sweaty privates.
just came across your blog and decided to hang out and see what youre up to... :)
from a straight chick's perspective...
1. no carpet, hardwood floors all the way!
2. no, it's not. deal with it.
3. no, it's just love juice, who cares.
4. i try, just cuz i like to smell all vanilla-ish and soft. plus, runnin around after a kid is hard work, makes ya sweaty. at least if you're doing it right.
:)
Regarding question 3-----I did misunderstand that. If you have to have your partner scrub their face and brush their teeth after oral, that says a lot about what you think about your own personal hygiene/scent/taste.
;)
(That may have come across as snide or mean)
I mean, why should that bother you if you know you're "ok" down there?
Get me?
:)
Cheers!
!. Not for a million dollars.
2.not for a million dollars
3. jesus christ yes.
4. hell yes.
Christ, I didn't know i'd be taking a test over here- I would've had a DRINK FIRST...
let's see...I trim very very close with scissors and then shave a little bit too. very very close. Do I make HIM brush his teeth first before kissing me after he goes down on me? maybe I didn't understand the question.
If I make him brush after, that doesn't say much for ME does it? ;)
But my husband "doesn't do that" so I guess I don't have to worry about that. :(
I'd tell you about it, but I promised my wife I would quit writing about our sex life on the internet.
But she didn't say I couldn't post the photos...hmmm.
Let me get back to you.
Doc
And yes, that is a goat.
Doc
LOL @ the goat! :D
To answer your (very interesting) questions:
1) all
2) yes
3) never
4) no
1. I shave the thighs, and close crop everything else..shaving is too much maintenance
2. yes..just use a new razor everytime
3. I love kissing afterwards, it's very sensual to share that flavor :)
4. I'll take a shower or wash off out of respect for my partner's preference- but personally I find natural body smells to be a huge turn-on...the musky scent is intoxicating to me... *sigh*
Sex? Do people still do that? Married 25 years and fat(I had to throw that in HA!). I love the post title and pic :)
1) Yes...with a landing strip. And all the way back.
2) Yes...but difficult! Us girls of slight color grow coarser hair.
3) No.
4) No...I'm extremely hygenic - almost OCD about it. Definitely check everything out beforehand and freshen up, if needed...must be sweet and delectable in all areas!
1. I'm a whimisical shaver. I've been bald, half and half, coming in for a landing and hairy as hell. It just depends on how I feel. (My husband could care less)
2. Difficult but possible.
3. No, no, no...sheesh.
4. No. A person should know if they're truly funky. Neither my husband nor myself are very sweaty/smelly so if we've bathed within a 24 hour period it is usually ok. If it comes down to passionate/ wall beating sex right THEN versus " I've lost interest but now we have to after going through the trouble of showering" sex....well, I hope anyone would pick the former.
1. I wax it all off. Back & front.
The tooth brushing thing, no.
ohmygod.. it makes me blush to answer but of course i will! heehee
just dont look at me whilst i type, ok?
1. dont have to shave, dont have much hair there, and the few stragglers are soooofffft. she shaves, tho. nice n smooth, see...
2. see answer above.
3. we both think it's a turn on to taste yourself.
4. we shower daily. if we've been working up a sweat, we'll shower again together... but spontaneous sex is usually fanfuckingtastic. we dont always do everything everytime we make love. sometimes the toys come out to play. ;)
hope that answers your curiosity.
C
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