Since I'll be out of touch for a few days, here's a little something to make you smile. It's a rerun from last December 18th. And frankly, one of my finest memories.
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Last night, I'm in bed first and my girl is wandering around naked doing before bed butch stuff. She wanders in front of me.
Me: Why don't you do a little titty dance for me? You know, shake 'em for me a little bit? Put 'em in my face.
You already know this NEVER works. Doesn't work for most men. Doesn't work for me. I have no clue why I keep asking. Probably because she always just laughs, rolls her eyes and continues on doing what she's doing...naked.
She turns the lights out. I close my eyes and wait for her to snuggle into bed.
FLAP. FLAP-A-FLAPPA-FLAP. FLAP. FLAP-FLAP-FLAP. FLAP-FLAP.
I am BOMBARDED by boobs. They're everywhere! In my face, smacking me in the eye, whapping against my ears.
We both started laughing and that's the last thing I remember before drifting off to sleep. Boobs and laughter.
What a great night! I'm still smiling!
Friday, December 26, 2008
Holiday Rerun
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I better not try that, I might kill someone.
Funny you should use the word flap. I refer to mine as flappy jacks HA. Merry Christmas.
Once had a stripper do that to me while I was laid out on my back with money in my teeth. But...hers were fake and it wasn't nearly a much fun as I'd thought it would be. It hurt and I swear to this day she had basketballs under her skin.
You know, since you've said this, I've gotten to wonder...
Is that why they called dancers back in the 20's "Flappers"?
Curious minds want to know!
I'm down with boobs too. We have so much in common.
Love it! LOL. I may have to do that to Spartan one of these days. Hope you guys had a wonderful holiday!!
Boobs and laughter. Two of the best things in life.
I usually have to pay like $20 for a lap dance to get that kind of treatment. ;-)
How funny. That does sound like a good night.
Well, now I know what I'LL be doing this evening! lol
MWM would absolutely love that! :0
love your blog, it's been hard finding lesbians at blogspot for some reason..
one of the first charming things my partner did to me 10 years ago to show her affection and make me laugh hysterically was to pound my cheeks between her massive ta-tas..she still does it on occasion and it still makes us laugh like hyenas....lol
Once I get these babies swinging there is no stopping them.
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Lol. That was too funny.
You're right, it DOESN'T work for us guys. Glad you had some success. Hope you had a very Merry Christmas. God bless you and your lady.
FMD
Careful! You can poke an eye out with them things!
Happy Holidays!
Read Ya when you get back!
Boobs. Boobs.
That's all I got. I was tit-notized, I reckon.
By the way, thanks for the coffee!
I never do the boob dance either. It hurts. Jay is forever upset, too.
Flap-flap-flap...that was hilarious but sounded like it hurt all in the same time.
Lmfao!
The hubs is ALWAYS asking me to dance around but i'd feel like such a FOOL.....
I should surprise him ... heh!
Is it equally sexy with stomach flap? No?
That's a great memory! Too funny!
I'm glad you shared.
LOL! You're right that doesn't usually work for most men cuz I know I brush my hubby off. Too funny! Too cute! :)
OHMYGAWD!! I almost fell out my chair laughing at this.
I may just have to steal this idea. Tell your gf thanks for the material! Lol!
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