Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Lesbianism Explained

"Women have started to become lovers of each other as a result of not having enough men."

--Usher

Usher goes on to say that he's a prime example of what a man should be.

If only Usher weren't married. If only there were more men. If only, if only, if only.

32 comments:

Dana said...

OH my! Why do I find this so egotistically offensive? And I thought you were kidding ... until I read the article!

Sure, sexual preference MUST be all about the availability of good opposite sex partners ... *rolls eyes*

J said...

You have got to be kidding me. Yes, Usher, we all want you. I mean, seriously, what an ass!

Aunt Jackie said...

OMG I can't believe that, but it is really sort of a hilarious article... makes him look so ridiculous hahaha!!!

This was great... what an ass, yes.

ambergail77 said...

So basically if there were no appropriate women out there for Usher, then he would be gay?

Is there going to be an Usher school of heterosexuality established to train the men? I am going to enroll my husband. Maybe then he will get rock hard abs, develop a singing career, give his mom a job that she obviously enjoys (still managing little bro), then snatch it away from her because he 'feels'she needs to be a full-time grandma. And apparently he could also learn how to be more condescending and egotistical in his actions than he may already be. Oh joy! Where do I send the enrollment form and check?

Karen said...

Thank God Usher is here to clear things up for me. He is my hero. ;-)

Leighann said...

What a moron. I have a man and still want women, explain that one Usher!

Cap'n Ergo Jinglebollocks said...

Usher... Didn't his house fall down in a Poe novel, or something??

Em said...

HAHA! That's funny.

nitebyrd said...

I pray to the Goddess that there aren't too many more men like Usher in the world. What an ass!

Diva said...

Usher is almost as full of himself as he is full of shit.

mackey said...

What a tool.

Dianne said...

I read the comments twice trying to decide which one was my favorite but I can't, they're all too good.

I saw this quote this morning and just shook my head and figured they got it wrong but then a friend called me and asked what I thought about it.

Now I can't stop picturing him on Oprah explaining how men should be men so women all pick one. I can just see O sitting there nodding and having an "Ahha moment"

The thing that bugs me most about his stupidity is that lots of young people listen to him.

I often wish all the microphones in the world would just go silent.

Brad said...

Some one a bit big for thier britches. I hope that quote haunts him a while.

doggybloggy said...

stooooooooopid......damn he is such a BAD example....now that r kelly.....LOL just kidding

SkylersDad said...

Wow! Is there room for him to get his massive swollen ego through the door?

Geeeeezzzzz.....

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Boo(duh) said...

Mine eyes have been opened. I don't really like women, it's just that my husband isn't manly enough! His penis is insufficient, and his cave-man needs brushing up. This is obviously why I find women so tasty. It's an adverse reaction to Usher Envy. It's so obvious now... why didn't I see it before?

Biscuit said...

He obviously subscribes to the "ooooh baby, you just haven't been with a REAL man" point of view. What a jackass.

RockDog said...

I didn't read the article...were there any pictures??? or maybe a video?

Anndi said...

Next I'd like for him to explain the hydrogen bomb... I enjoy science fiction.

Hammer said...

He's a retarded piece of shit.

Matt-Man said...

Plato, Descatres, and Leibniz, pale in comparison to the mind that is Usher's.

Of course, as for me, I am not just any man....I am Matt-Man!! Cheers Real!!

coffeypot said...

Usher! Doesn't he work in a theatre or something? I mean, take the flashlight out of his hand and he would be nothing. That is exactly what women are looking for.

Jay said...

What a dumbass. Insecure much Usher?

BostonPobble said...

Hahahahahahahahahaha...oh goodness...*sniffs and wipes eyes*

giggle

~Deb said...

If anything, he's just turning more hetero gals into lesbians.

More for us! :)

Preposterous Ponderings said...

Men like him are the reason I am starting to love more and more women....

What a bastard!

Tall Man Molly said...

This is the sort of thing that happens when you have too many flunkies surrounding you, telling you how incredibly smart and sophisticated you are.

Someday, someday soon, I aspire to be as worldly as the man known only as Usher.

I get goosebumps just thinking of it.

Naughty K said...

What an egotistically and ignorant jackass he is. It does scare me to think of how many people out there listen to him...

tt said...

Completely amazing....the stupidity just never ends does it?!

gary rith said...

I know, I always figure straight women have a tough road to follow, as 99% of men are such a$$holes.
Thanks, btw, for the visit to pottersblog!

namaste said...

what hammer said. seriously.

~m