Monday, April 14, 2008

Meet Me At The Stables


Occasionally, I watch stuff on TV that I have no business watching. (but you KNOW you would be right there beside me on the couch with a cold one!)

Now, I've read Anne Rice's lurid Sleeping Beauty tale, The Beauty Trilogy. I'm a tad vanilla. I know a little about BDSM. I know some people that do that. I have told you before, I'm a Candy Ass when it comes to that sort of thing.

I'm watching HBO's Real Sex and they're talking about Pony Play and The Human Equine. Both the men and women ponies wear pony boots and are "shod" by a real blacksmith.
They whinny.
They act up and nuzzle their "owners."
They have their naked skin brushed to "pink" it up.
They wear tails.
And yes, that fancy pony tail plug goes exactly where you think.

Now, I'm not one to make fun, but couldn't they have found a better "pony mane" for the girl below? Really, she needs a good brushing.



If you're calendar's empty on September 5-7th, head on up to Duluth, Minnesota for the Annual Pony Play Championships. Im sure it'll be an interesting ride.

34 comments:

Blissfully Wed said...

That mane reminds me of Prince in his "Thieves In The Temple" video.

I read in Traci Lords' autobiography that she participated in a pony shoot with some girls once. She said it was the weirdest thing, but the money was good.

Diva said...

Yipeee-ki-yi-yaaaaaa!

Leighann said...

I've seen the episode that you're talking about (okay I've probably seen them all) and while I love it that they explore every sexual avenue, I'm convinced that they seek out the FREAKIEST of the freaks!!

I love it *giggle*

Ginormous Boobs said...

Those books were a little too much for me. I guess I'm a total prude.

Dana said...

Far be it from me to judge! Yeppers! I'd have been sitting there right next to you with a cold one paying close attention!

Jay said...

I'm pretty open minded and definitely consider myself a "live and let live" kind of guy, but sometimes I see these people and just think "What a bunch of freaks!"

But, what the hell, if that's their thing then I say go for it.

No I won't be going to that convention though. haha ;-)

Turnbaby said...

Hmmm--I've seen the HBO episode and it reminds me of when we were little kids and used to play 'horse show'--we'd pretend we were the horses although no one rode anyone or nuzzled ;-)

Jen said...

I am very interested in equine massage therapy. For actual horses. Real life breathing, nuzzling, carrot eating horses.

Okay. Anyway I say that, it just isn't coming out right with regards to your post.


Anyhow, I saw this HBO episode. I had NO IDEA that it was actual "plugs" in play that kept the tail in play. Holy Jeebus. Am I naive.

RockDog said...

They seem to wear very shiny clothes. It looks tough to keep clean.

I'm going naked instead. I'm lazy like that.

J said...

I love the Sleeping Beauty trilogy!!! I am a tad vanilla also, though.

Em said...

I saw that episode of Real Sex. Some very interesting people out there for sure.

Raven said...

Ehhh...I still think the Furries are more strange. But...whatever makes them happy!
I keep meaning to read that trilogy...but there are so many books and so little time.

Jeff B said...

The whole BDSM thing makes me break out in laughter. If I saw someone comming towards me in one of those getups I'm affraid I'd never get a woody. I'd be too busy rolling on the floor in hystarics.

Not a judgement by any means, but definitely not my bag.

TalkinChit said...

I bet the special I saw on a Tourette's convention was ... well, funnier.

And yes, I would've been watchin' it, too, with a ColdBeer in hand.

TheBirdman33 said...

I'm WAY more turned on by that pic than I am supposed to be!! !

buffalodickdy said...

Humans certainly have alot of ways they try to express their sexuality! Reminds me of the old joke about "rodeo sex"....

Sassy Mama Bear said...

We caught an episode of Real Sex on the pony play and it wasn't our cup of tea, though we would like a riding crop for the bedroom.

Judith Shapiro said...

Ponytails indeed! My first visit here. What a riot.

Doc said...

Different Stroke for diffrent folks... but that is out there!

Tall Man Molly said...

I'm a pretty open minded kind of guy, but that segment was just plain silly.

The Penis Puppeteers.....now that is talent!

Amorous Rocker said...

Wow, haha. I hardly ever watch TV. The last time I watched Real Sex was months ago and it was about using electrical toys that buzz and shock whomever you're playing with. I've never even heard of Pony Play, lol. I know I'm going to look more in to it just because I'm curious but that's something I couldn't ever get in to, lol. That's a little much for me.

Akelamalu said...

I thought a Ponytail was what your hair turned into when you tied it up! :(

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Heeyahhh! get-i-yup! I saw the same show...It just does nothing for me. I would rather get my boots and cowboy hat on and ride a real horse...hehehe.

Hey how was the Country Music Awards show? Did you see lots of celebs? I saw it on the television. My girl is big on country music.

Biscuit said...

I saw that one!!!!

KellyKline said...

Lol ... Tourette's convention. That's funny!

So when are you going to come to poker at the Lip? I won't be there this week 'cuz the kids are with me, but Chelle and I will be there next Wednesday!

Hammer said...

I'm relieved. I was thinking they were talking about a real "pony show"

Micky-T said...

I forgot about the CMT Awards, how was it?

Tequila Mockingbird said...

a few things: it's sorta hot, but not really my brand of kink. but, duluth (a place up here where the people talk with a fargo-esque accent) is not THAT far away from me, so perhaps i should fill up my flask and go down there, if for nothing more than a few laughs!

Seamus said...

"YEE HA" just doesn't seem to fit the situation, huh?

Odat said...

LOL...yeah that "do" sure needs a brushing .....
I can only think of one word to say..."giddy-up" lol.
Peace

Cap'n Ergo Jinglebollocks said...

that looks like a black version of Rib Taylor's hair. Sheeeit!

Claudia said...

You should definitely try reading Blue by Patrick Linney. No pony talk. Just....well, just read it.

Jo said...

I've never heard of the pony play...and yet when I saw the photo all I could think was:

The hair. Pony needs to stop carrying her do in her purse!

I like the idea of boots on the arms b/c then she gets 2 pairs.

Scout's Honor said...

Ok, so I haven't seen the HBO program, but I learned about pony play the other day because it was on a network tv.

I was watching an old tivo-ed Bones and they brought this up. I thought they made it up. http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/10/10/bones-death-in-the-saddle/

Figures!

I learned about plushies on CSI. Who knew network tv would give one such insight in fetishism.

By the way, that ponytail was so wrong-wrong-worongity-wrong.

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