Friday, April 11, 2008

"Are You Busy Monday Night?"


Me: Kinda. My girl's parents will be in town and I'm making dinner. Why, what's going on?

Her: I have two tickets to the CMT Awards and need a date.

Me: I thought only stars could go! How'd you get tickets?

Her: I have connections.

Me: Let me call my girl and see if she'd mind if we did dinner Sunday night.

I squealed with delight, then prayed that she wouldn't mind changing our plans.

Of course, she didn't mind. She's the greatest girlfriend in the world. (And no, she doesn't read this, so I'm not sucking up!) Although I am taking her to both the Pat Benatar and Gladys Knight concerts this summer. But that was previously planned.

Monday night, I'll be all glammed up and going to the hottest ticket in town! I feel all Rick Rockhill!

She called later and asked me to look up where her tickets were. Section 117. Row O. Seats 1 and 2. She's sleeping with somebody at CMT! I just KNOW it!


If you're not busy...you can see a Real Live Lesbian on your very own TV set Monday night!

29 comments:

Jay said...

I will be looking for you. I'll just mute the volume so I don't have to listen to the music and watch the crowd. LOL ...

I'm kidding .. I kid because I care.

Seriously though, I will miss you if they happen to show you in the background while Carrie Underwood is on stage. ;-)

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...that ought to be special! Wave a flag or somethin', will ya?

Akelamalu said...

Aren't you the lucky one! :)

Real Live Lesbian said...

Jay: I look SO much like Carrie...you might just get us mixed up! LOL

Phfrankie: A big ol' rainbow one, just for YOU!

Akelamalu: I'm kinda feelin' that way right about now!

Amber said...

Lucky you. And the "O" row none the less.

Fortune Cookies said...

the cma awards are not my thing, but if you're gonna be waving rainbow flags, I may be inticed to watch just to see how the good ole boys react! lol

Real Live Lesbian said...

Amber: I KNOW! I love me a good O...row, you know!

Fortune Cookies: LOL...they would DIE!

Sassy Mama Bear said...

Exactly what will you be wearing so we know who to look for?
You lucky bitch, you know I love ya, but damn it...you doing this, another friend going to see Elton John...and me I get to move and starve for a week..it's pay the rent or eat mode here.

Amorous Rocker said...

Oh that is so cool! Those aren't bad seats either. Lucky girl you. =) Have a great time!

Ginormous Boobs said...

Wow, aren't you all popular and stuff?!?

Raven said...

I usually don't watch award shows...mainly because I end up feeling so bad for the losers...but I'll watch this one. I like the rainbow flag idea. It would be an interesting experiment to see what dominates...the good ole boy mentallity...or never be rude to a lady.

Seamus said...

WOO HOO! Celebrity seats!!! :)

Real Live Lesbian said...

Sassy: I have NO clue yet! Hang in there, things'll get better!

Amor: Thanks!

Boobs: Yeah, kinda. ;)

Raven: They would kick my ass so fast my head would spin!

Seamus: I hope so...but who knows....they were free!

Just your everyday average married momma... said...

While I dont' normally watch all these schmoozy awards shows...I'll watch just so I can catch a glimpse of your boobilations...boobilations make me excited.....

Spiky Zora Jones said...

you lucky girl...It's a fab place huh? Enjoy babes.

Micky-T said...

It would be way cool if you did,
have a little rainbow flag with RLL in the middle. Yes, that's what I'll be looking for!

Have a "grand old time"

Real Live Lesbian said...

LMAO...now I'm trying to figure out what to wear and you guys want me to add a rainbow flag?

I'm so non-gay-political that I don't even HAVE a rainbow flag!

Raven said...

Well that just killed all the rest of my illusions about southern men...oh-well, my ex had already done quite a number on them.
Enjoy the show...we'll be watching!

Southern Sage said...

Excellent score!!!!!
If I find a hotel in time I'll definately be looking for you!!

Gnightgirl said...

I'll put it on my google calendar. Wave, k?

katy said...

hope you got that rainbow flag ready by now!

Fu Manchu Dad said...

Damn you are one lucky lady! I would so love to be there with ya! Oh and you might be just a bit surprised at how that audience would react. They are mostly celebtities who tend to run a bit more moderate on "those kind of issues" Of course you did volunteer to be my right wing lesbian representative, so maybe you're above that sort of leftist, pity me, cuz I'm not like you, showboating. Maybe? You don't need no stinkin' rainbow flag to show your true self. You're a lovely, wonderful lady and a fine American who has the good taste to like country music. Do you need a flag that will clash with any outfit short of a clown costume?

Me says no.

Take care,
FMD

Real Live Lesbian said...

Raven: I'll not squash your illusions any further...because, girl, they can be redneck!

Sage: Bring it! We'll have a big ol' time!

Katy: Um...where do they sell them?

FMD: I am quite fortunate in many, many ways. And you are SO right on! Wish you were here!

Real Live Lesbian said...

Fu Man: Why can't I see your blog anymore. I've tried SEVERAL times. Where'd you go?

BostonPobble said...

I never thought anything could make me watch the CMT Awards (sorry...) but this just might. ENJOY!

Fu Manchu Dad said...

Hey RLL,

I recently did a bit of self-questioning and came to the conclusion that I had priorities other than blogging to consider, so I dumped it. For now. I must confess that I enjoyed the hell out of it and I may come back at some point. Just not right now. I will however, continue reading all my favorites, among which you are high on the list, my dear. You've heard of a blog crush? You're my blog crush who happens to play for the other team. Enjoy the show, I'll keep an eye out for ya!

Take Care
FMD

Jen said...

rll! This is FANTASTIC news! Even if one doesn't like the country music (I'm not a huge fan, but I don't disdain it either) I have two words for you: Carrie Underwood.

Thankyouverymuch! She's someone you want to put in your pocket and take home - gorgeous, smart and some pipes that can sing to the world. . . .

WHO wouldn't want to go to the CMT's?! I'm sure you'll be looking fabulous! I'm going to request a photo - if you can put your "cherries" up here, then you can post your stylin' super-fab self.

I'm just sayin'.

And, BTW, how come it took the priest to come untangle those guys? Really? They didn't know to back up a leetol beeeet themselves? Can the cross only be directed by the man who wears the cloth? Geeoish.

Biscuit said...

What a score! Have fun tonight!

Freakazojd said...

Holy crap, that's so cool!!! How was it? :)