I open the door and it sounds like a mongoose is in my bedside table trying to get out. As I get closer, I realize what it *might* be. The second drawer down is reserved for items with batteries.
Opening the drawer, I pull out the culprit and throw it on my Love.
"What the hell is going on. When did you last use this?"
::crickets::
"Well, yesterday I tried, but the batteries were dead."
Do batteries regenerate?
21 comments:
At least it wasn't in your carry on luggage trying to go through security at the airport...
haha. i actually made up a t-shirt as a joke (but never wore it) for the first time i met my gf's family (there was a story with a family member simular to yours)...
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Hahahahaha! That is hilarious!
...perhaps that person who tried to call you turned it on...
That's great. Apparently your, uh ... friend ... was needing a little action of it's own. haha ;-)
"Penguin and friend"?
LOL nice!!! Yeah those can be pretty loud in the drawer. I have found if you shake it, does help to juice up the batteries a little ;-)
Ha ha.. good one. Great laugh for the day!
HILARIOUS.
thanks for the early morning laugh.
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
OMG I literally scared my cubicle mates when I burst out laughing!
It would seem that they do! LOL
items? as in collection?
you have a drawer for them?
i want a drawer ... i have to hide my away for fear the nosey small people in my house will find them! lol!
I have a drawer that my mom regularly goes into (since I've been on bedrest). Luckily, my stash is hidden in a shaving kit-type bag. I doubt she has a clue.
That is priceless...lmao. I had a shoebox for my battery operated "things" until my 10 year old son needed a shoebox for a project and he proceeded to tell me that he took the shoebox and he put my "stuff" on the shelf in the closet!!!
holy crap...........rofl
haha...the kids use to throw their musical or talking toys in the toy box and they would always come alive in the middle of the night
I knew exactly where that was going! Been there, done that. At least your love had someone there with her. I was freightened and alone. LOL! And not so quick to figure it out;-)
LOL!
I hope your love gets with the program. ;)
Maybe they were just "taking a break"?
OMG, this is hilarious!!!
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