Tuesday, March 16, 2010

What The Hell....


Last night, I was in the master bath getting ready for bed, when my Love starts yelling my name. "GET IN HERE!!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!!!!!"

I open the door and it sounds like a mongoose is in my bedside table trying to get out. As I get closer, I realize what it *might* be. The second drawer down is reserved for items with batteries.

Opening the drawer, I pull out the culprit and throw it on my Love.

"What the hell is going on. When did you last use this?"

::crickets::

"Well, yesterday I tried, but the batteries were dead."

Do batteries regenerate?

23 comments:

Doc said...

At least it wasn't in your carry on luggage trying to go through security at the airport...

furiousBall said...

haha. i actually made up a t-shirt as a joke (but never wore it) for the first time i met my gf's family (there was a story with a family member simular to yours)...

http://www.cafepress.com/furiousball.347738221

Evil Twin's Wife said...

Hahahahaha! That is hilarious!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...perhaps that person who tried to call you turned it on...

MommyLovesStilettos said...

HAHAHA!!

Jay said...

That's great. Apparently your, uh ... friend ... was needing a little action of it's own. haha ;-)

SkylersDad said...

"Penguin and friend"?

Dragon said...

LOL nice!!! Yeah those can be pretty loud in the drawer. I have found if you shake it, does help to juice up the batteries a little ;-)

Zack T. said...

Ha ha.. good one. Great laugh for the day!

notjustafemme said...

HILARIOUS.
thanks for the early morning laugh.

Bond said...

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

OMG I literally scared my cubicle mates when I burst out laughing!

Akelamalu said...

It would seem that they do! LOL

Poindexter said...

items? as in collection?

prissynotgirly said...

you have a drawer for them?

i want a drawer ... i have to hide my away for fear the nosey small people in my house will find them! lol!

J.J. said...

I have a drawer that my mom regularly goes into (since I've been on bedrest). Luckily, my stash is hidden in a shaving kit-type bag. I doubt she has a clue.

Micky said...

That is priceless...lmao. I had a shoebox for my battery operated "things" until my 10 year old son needed a shoebox for a project and he proceeded to tell me that he took the shoebox and he put my "stuff" on the shelf in the closet!!!

Laura said...

holy crap...........rofl

Queen-Size funny bone said...

haha...the kids use to throw their musical or talking toys in the toy box and they would always come alive in the middle of the night

Little T said...

I knew exactly where that was going! Been there, done that. At least your love had someone there with her. I was freightened and alone. LOL! And not so quick to figure it out;-)

Awake In Rochester said...

LOL!

I hope your love gets with the program. ;)

nitebyrd said...

BWAHAHAHAHA!

pegbur7 said...

Maybe they were just "taking a break"?

Purity Lips said...

OMG, this is hilarious!!!