Last night, I had a phone conversation with the chick I work with. Here's what my Love overheard.
Me: You've got to do it. Spread her legs.
Straight Girl I work with: Like..... by her thighs?
Me: YES!!!!
Her: Now what?
Me: Do you see the hole?
Her: There's not one.
Me: Yes, there is. Poke your finger around between there. I promise you, there is a hole.
My Love in the background: She doesn't have a girlfriend, does she?
Her: Ew.
Me: Just do it.
Her: Ok, I'm in and there's nothing in there.
Me: Good!!!! You didn't cook the giblets and the neck. Now, put that chicken on a plate and serve her up!
21 comments:
LOL! I just knew it! :-D
That is a great one.I was wondering where it was going until I got to the end.
OMG.....ROFL
Hmmm, why do all of your blog post titles make me horny?
That was hot! ;-)
Thank you, I NEEDED a laugh tonight.
Bahahhahahaha!!!! too funny
things that make you go HMMMMMMMM
Just finished reading your entire blog, took me two weeks, I seriously thought this one was going to end up like the usual when you say "and we all know how that ended"
That got me all excited for some reason...
You definitely grab a person's attention.
Good story.
Thank you.
HA HA HA HA HA
Good stuff!!!!
That would have been so hot, if not for my Alektorophobia.
Not a lesson in love or stuffing then? LOL
You have one fun life indeed!
hahaha!! i thought it was related to trying to figure out the sex of an animal at first! lolol!
THAT was outstanding!
p.s. as for not being on my blogroll, you sure as heck ARE! get your glasses checked, missy!
oh RLL.... :)
Too funny!
Hahhhhhhhhh!! For some reason, I thought she was going to be sexing some kind of reptile... must have been that episode of Dirty Jobs with the alligator sexing the other night.
Awesome post!!
OH DEAR LAWD! LMAO!!!
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