Last night, I had a phone conversation with the chick I work with. Here's what my Love overheard.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Me: You've got to do it. Spread her legs.
Straight Girl I work with: Like..... by her thighs?
Her: Now what?
Me: Do you see the hole?
Her: There's not one.
Me: Yes, there is. Poke your finger around between there. I promise you, there is a hole.
My Love in the background: She doesn't have a girlfriend, does she?
Me: Just do it.
Her: Ok, I'm in and there's nothing in there.
Me: Good!!!! You didn't cook the giblets and the neck. Now, put that chicken on a plate and serve her up!