Monday, February 1, 2010

Creep

When it looks like this:




and I walk outside and see this...





I know that someone uninvited has been creeping around my house. I found these tracks Sunday morning after no tracks were there Saturday. The snow was perfect, so I knew that I'd been visited.

Today, someone broke into a neighbor's house. We live in a tiny subdivision. Tonight, we all had dinner together. Now, we all know each other. We have everyone's phone number and know what each other drives.

Watch out, mutherfucka'.

32 comments:

crystal said...

What an idiot!! You can't hide in snow! Kudos for banding together though, stay safe.

Mike Golch said...

calling that gutterslime an idiot is being too polite.Just calling it as I see it.

Jay said...

Get the shotgun out and ready!

Karen said...

That is freaking scary. If anything like that happened at my house, I'd probably have stay in a hotel for a few weeks.

Queen-Size funny bone said...

sounds like the beginning of a neighborhood watch.

Jaimey said...

Kick his ass! :)

Laura said...

that is so creepy. makes you feel so violated.

its good that you are all pulling together

Micky-T said...

I'd take that picture of the boot track to the police station and let them know someone is snooping around. And yes, keep a gun loaded if you have one.

Dana said...

Eew! Just EEEEWW!

Getting the neighborhood involved and aware is the best way to combat the creeps!

Jeanne said...

Scary stuff.

Mone said...

Now that is creepy, watch out!

Real Live Lesbian said...

Luckily, the neighbor that had us all over IS a cop and I forwarded the bootprint to him to match up with the ones found at the burglarized home.

We are fortunate to have two cops in our little 'hood.

And yes, we are all packing. Creep, say hello to my 410. ;)

furiousBall said...

those are some nice boots for a deer...

doggybloggy said...

your 410 would blow a nice size hole in the culprit - time to install a camera...

SkylersDad said...

I recommend a belt-fed weapon on a motion sensor, but I have always tended to over react a tad...

Gary's third pottery blog said...

you have dogs, right? burglars don't like dogs...

Little T said...

So let me get this right, you have gays for festive fun and cops to keep you safe? I am moving to your neighborhood!

CRUSTYBEEF said...

You're so going CSI Miami on this jagoff, I hope!!
I'm envisioning boobie traps too! (since you love them) :)

Hope things are safe and sound. Do you have an adt alarm stickers you can place around your house?
Or perhaps a big ass sign that says: :A COP LIVES HERE AND IS WATCHING YOU ON THE HIDDEN CAMERA YOU DOUCHEBAG!

Stephen said...

Might I make a suggestion? http://thezaz.nationallampoon.com/files/2009/07/girlswithguns1.jpg

Verity Vaudeville said...

Just make sure you carry around a huge strap on and that will scare off any intruders! Ha.

MA Fat Woman said...

I had some unexplained prints like that myself recently. Now, I keep seeing things out the windows...keep your guard up.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

ho honey: next time you all gather together see which one has that shoe print and you'll have your visitor. is the shoe big to suggest it belongs to a male or smaller to suggest a woman.

It's most likely someone in the area and maybe one that you had dinner with.

Just saying...be careful. xxx

Bond said...

Good move everyone getting together...now as Mic said - load the guns too

Linda Medrano said...

If that's your photo with that pretty pup, I doubt anybody will be messing with you!

Akelamalu said...

That's happened to us too. It just goes to prove that whoever it is isn't very smart - if they were they wouldn't visit in the snow and leave footprints would they?

dmarks said...

The real creepy thing about it is that someone can do this, and might well be doing it, the other 3 seasons and you'd have no idea.

Lu' said...

mutherfucka is right. Any son of a bitch or daughter of a bitch for that matter that invades your home without invitation deserves to get their head blown off!!! Yep that's what I said. What right does anyone have to upset your apple cart; none damn it. Take care beautiful.

James said...

Yep take care like lu said. They won't let us have guns here...only the criminals have them.

phd in yogurtry said...

I think BigFoot took one look in the window, saw your mighty self and ran for his life, or, at least, unfortunately, ran for the neighbor's house. Seriously, sorry about the break in. Good luck with the n'hood watch patrol.

Gnightgirl said...

Ugh, scary. I'm always analyzing the footprints in the snow at my mother's house: Meals on Wheels, postman, meter man...I found a flip-flop in the ground cover plants outside one of her bedroom window last summer, and have been kind of freaked out since.

Get 'em!

nitebyrd said...

Scary! Glad you have such great neighbors.

wanderingthroughwonderland said...

Creeeeeeepy! I guess there are benefits to living on the 16th floor.