Thursday, December 3, 2009

If You're Going To Put Your Finger In My


Well, my "backdoor"....I'd like a little notice.

Yesterday, I had my annual girl visit with the doctor. She's chit chatting asking if I'd been on any vacations this year and WOW, I wasn't expecting THAT.

My eyebrows are still up at my hairline!

26 comments:

Jormengrund said...

Gotta love the little things..

I mean, all work and no play makes RLL a dull girl!

Poindexter said...

damn.

ShellSpann said...

WTF! What do they need to go in there for!?! I would freak the hell out if my doctor did that. haha

Doc said...

Guys get that yearly but I didn't think women got it ? Hmmmmm? I am sure there was a legit reason for it though.

Jude said...

bahahaha.....yes, you have to think something is up (or in) when the Doc starts those diversion tactics.

Little T said...

Doctors visit or social call...there should always be a warning!

meno said...

I HATE it when they do that. Like if they just chat casually enought, WE WON'T NOTICE!

Ha!

Evil Twin's Wife said...

I asked my Ob why he didn't do that (I had other docs in the past who did "the butt check") and he said unless his patient has a family history of colon issues, he doesn't do it until they're 45 or older. I've got 4 years to talk him out of it for me! LOL.

Jay said...

Not only should there be some warning they should make a little game out of it like people do when they feed their babies.

"Open the hanger! Here's comes the plane."

And then the doctor should make airplane noises. ;-)

Ily said...

What??! Let me know if you want me to help you start a lawsuit! ;)

doggybloggy said...

after 40 guys have to have prostate exams - there is no hugging, no cigarette after or nuthin' not even jail house sympathy...LOL

crystal said...

This is hilarious! This actually happened during my very first annual exam. I was nervous so she was explaining everything that she did in detail...then that...with no warning or commentary whatsoever!!

Jeanne said...

And then you've got goo seeping into your butt-crack for the rest of the day.

I hate that.

Bond said...

I always know..I can hear the latex glove snap...

SkylersDad said...

I had that exam one time and thought he was being a little rough back there. Then I realized both his hands were on my shoulders.

I haven't been back since...

Mike Golch said...

OOOPS

A Stitch In Thyme said...

OH MY... i've never had this done during one of my yearly's. Why was this done if you don't mind my asking. But, I'm with you on this... A LITTLE NOTICE PLEASE!! Good Lawd. Hugs. Tammy

J.J. in L.A. said...

Talk about a Christmas surprise!

And after reading Evil Twin's Wife's comment, I'm a little scared...I turned 45 in July!

LSL said...

Great picture. A couple years ago my doc was finishing up my annual and very quickly said, "Ok, now for the anal . . . " and I said, "Pardon me?" I'd never had it before. It's not a big deal, but I appreciated the notice.

:)

Mik said...

Maybe the doc thinks talking away and doing it unexpected is better, you're not all tense and stuff.

Dang, now I've remembered I'm getting near the age where the doc needs to do that on a regular basis, or so she says!

phd in yogurtry said...

Doc needs a reminder, please knock before entering.

Lynette said...

why? why oh why was that done?

James said...

I have to guess whether my wife wants a finger there or not.....different situation of course

Jaimey said...

oh my! Thanks for reminding me I have my strep B (back door too) test next week. Ugh. I SO "look forward" to the violation...

Lu' said...

ha ha ha!!!

Gina said...

Is it bad that I don't think that's ever happened to me (at the doc's office anyway)???