Saturday, December 12, 2009

How Can Two People Be SO Different?

You see, I'm a #4 in color and a #2 in size. I like 'em BIG. BIG, BIG, BIG!!!!

The bigger the better! But my Love, she like's 'em little....like a #7 or even smaller. But riper than my perfect #4.

I swear, she has no idea what a good banana is like!

WHY would you want a little bitty banana? I will never understand her.

23 comments:

Poindexter said...

are we actually referring to bananas, or is this code for ... I have no idea?

James said...

I would stay away on principle from anything as green as a #1....

Real Live Lesbian said...

Poindexter...nope, it's TOTALLY about bananas! ;)

Real Live Lesbian said...

Yes, James...but I've done a #3 before! ;)

Gina said...

Number 4 looks perfect to me. Just sayin....

J.J. in L.A. said...

#5 looks perfect to me...not too big and not too ripe. I'm not the worldest greatest banana lover.

SkylersDad said...

Where do you stand on bent versus straight in "bananas"?

Queen-Size funny bone said...

even bananna's are in the eye of the beholder. lol

Evil Twin's Wife said...

Most of ours end up as 7s (or worse) because the kids don't eat them fast enough. I think I might be a 4 too, but only if it's firm. I don't like smashy fruit.

Jeff B said...

So does this mean you're a Chiquita girl?

BTW- I finally posted the comment story.

Jaimey said...

I am a 2 on size and between a 3-4 on color. Its funny you should post this now, my two+ year old told me tonight why we buy our banana's GREEN... cause we like them ripe but not too ripe. :) I love that. He can pick out the perfect banana too. Feel free to come visit anytime, our banana is your banana! LOL

Nadja Norden said...

Dearest ♥RLL♥
SO different but complementary: that is ideal!
As for us – my beloved one and me – we don’t buy bananas and hardly eat them, exceptionally a banana shake. Thinking of “another use” of bananas? = Cheap jokes about straight girls who are in lack of a man or give a “life” show for men. In that case Cucumber is better (laugh) ;)
Naughty but lovely greetings,
Nadja
<3

Dana said...

I'm so sorry! You are both wrong ... #6 is perfect!

buffalodick said...

7... banana bread, coming up!

Micky-T said...

#6 to me, is the only way to get the full flavor of the fruit.
Of course #7 is even better but you have to ignore little slimy bits, and that's ok too.

Rachel Cotterill said...

I don't like bananas, but I do enjoy a deep-fried plantain now and then. And they're about twice the size! I always think the tiny bananas look cutest, but I don't eat them. What does that say about me?! :)

phd in yogurtry said...

Used to like 'em big but now I like the little bitty ones. (Maybe this means I've moved up to the mature banana experience?) But have always and will always like 'em hard.

Best part about grocery shopping .. eating the nanner on the car ride home. (I know, it doesn't take much, right?)

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...in my humble opinion, two small things is better that one big thing, so I go with the little guy..

CheekyMonkey said...

**Gag*** bananas are gross.

Little T said...

So much sweeter when ripe! I am with your Love though. I don't need a 1 when a 5 will do. Now if we weren't really talking bananas...I'll take the 2:-)

Lu' said...

4 is not ripe. No sugar spots. 6 is close but too big. 7 size is good but on the verge of too ripe for me.

Joe Corbati said...

I could take # 2 in my # 2.

lesbo said...

this totally cracked me up!