Thursday, December 10, 2009

No Thanks...I'll Pass

Monday morning, I went downstairs to have coffee with the love of my life. Things are a tad tighter around our house. We don't grocery shop as often and some of the luxuries are gone from the fridge.

But still, life's fantastic. I would never complain.

Me, pulling out the coffee pot: We're out of cream, aren't we?

Her, relaxing on the couch in front of the fire: No, I found some in the behind the wine.

Me: Good!

Her: If you pour it really slowly, the clumps don't come out. It tastes okay, too!

Just the word *clump* was enough for me.


20 comments:

CheekyMonkey said...

<3

Perfect.

Poindexter said...

OK, that takes a little courage! I think I'll have tea instead...
:)

Karen said...

Yea. I will take mine black.

Melissa said...

Haha! Eeww...

My husband and I are feeling the crunch, too. I'm learning to like just plain milk and sugar. =)

I love your blog. You crack me up!

Akelamalu said...

I'm heaving just reading about it! :0

Jay said...

Ewwwwww ...

Maybe use a strainer? ;-)

Lu' said...

Ha ha ha she rocks. There is no way it would of gotten past the smell test with me. If it doesn't pass that there is no way I'm tasting it :)

phd in yogurtry said...

sour cream and coffee, it's all the rage.

Queen-Size funny bone said...

the word clump makes me gag. lol

Doc said...

I'll pass too

Lynette said...

time to move on to powder creamer

Ashleigh said...

Bleahhh!

MA Fat Woman said...

Time to get you a cow to keep out back...

A Stitch In Thyme said...

Ewww.....

Jude said...

now that's the spirit! so did you have yours with wine?

Amy K. said...

You could've neatly deposited the clumps on her head... but then you have to live with her, after all. ;)

Dana said...

If it doesn't curdle when it hits the coffee, all is well!

Ily said...

Ewww. When that happens, just take it black, baby! :)

lesbo said...

mmm, clumpy half & half.
who doesn't like to chew their coffee?

Jeanne said...

Catching up -- and this made me howl. Thanks - that jumps starts my Christmas Eve Eve shop-clean-bake fest!