Monday, October 19, 2009

Six Lesbians On A Couch

We could have fitted more.

I had nine women over for brunch and football. That's what some of us lesbians do on Sunday. Sometimes.

One made omelettes to order. You would LOVE her!
One brought a fruit compote with cake. She's the healthy one.
One brought homemade French Toast Casserole. OH. YES!
One made hash browns.

I prepped for the omelettes and made this:

Williams Sonoma Pecan Pumpkin Butter Spread

1/2 jar of
Williams Sonoma Pecan Pumpkin Butter
1 block of cream cheese
3 strips of bacon, chopped into small pieces and browned
3 T. toasted pecans
3 spring onions, chopped

Mix the pumpkin butter, bacon pieces and toasted pecans together. Pour, or rather dump, over a block of cream cheese on a pretty plate. Top with spring onions. Throw some crackers on there, too.

I called it "Turd on Cream Cheese." And they ate every damn drop! Scraped it off of the plate. It really was wonderful and tasted MUCH better than it looked.

I'd have taken a picture, but then you'd have never even tried it. It looked THAT bad. A spring of parsley would have only made matters worse.

I don't even want to talk about Titans Football. At all.


Dr Zibbs said...

And on a random note. Do you think Kristi McNichol is a lesbian? I do.

Akelamalu said...

That sounds like a great day (apart from the football eh?)!

Mahala said...

I'll eat anything with cream cheese. Almost.

Bina said...

Turd on Cream Cheese. Yea, that sounds yummy! LOL LOL You are so funny.

My sister, who lives in Dallas, texted me (and she has NEVER texted me before) and said, "I guess your Titans don't like snow".

Ah, I guess not.

Grant said...

What is French toast casserole? I hope you guys have insulin on standby for your visits.

Jude said...

LOL...good one with the no picture of the Pumpkin spread but it does sound delicious. Plus the french toast casserole?!? would LOVE to see that recipe too.

SkylersDad said...

With a title like that I was hoping for so much more than food chat!

Evil Twin's Wife said...

I want to be invited to the Sunday get togethers! Sounds delicious and FUN!

Lynette said...

miss my monthly sunday brunch with the girls. we all have scatter across texas so it is now once a year feast. turd on cream cheese sounds like it goes with kitty litter cake.

Gina said...

I'd totally throw down on some turd on cream cheese.

Gina said...

I'd totally throw down on some turd on cream cheese.

James said...

But how many lesbians can you cram into a small car?

Jeanne said...

My daughter-out-law is a New England fan -- for every unhappiness in sports fandom, there's an opposite and equal happiness.

Bond said...

Great Party spread...most horrible football game

Anonymous said...

french toast casserole?? that sounds so incredibly yummy! i'm gonna have to go google that!