Hola! Jay the Cynical_Bastardhere. Since Skyler’s Dad thought we should hijack Real Live Lesbian’s blog for the day, I thought I would do something really special. I will post a really stupid and crappy an original poem that I wrote just for this occasion.
I Love Hottie…
Some dudes are obsessed with tits
But, I think they're a bunch of twits
For me it's all about the stems
For legs are the essence of femmes
Or maybe it's the perfect firm booty
It always belongs to a cutie
And if a woman has all three
It makes me scream "WEEEEE!"
But as long as we're keeping score
There's actually so much more
When I look into her eyes
It gives me a rise
And when she licks her lips
That's when my zipper rips
Even if she has cute feet
I will find that really neat.
But, she must have a beautiful mind
So I won’t leave her behind
And if she is really funny
It will make me all sunny
All of these combined means she's a plumb
And that excites me and makes me cu …. HAPPY!
Thank you. Thank you. I believe I will take this poem and go down to the local coffee shop for open mic night. And I might take these girls with me…
Monday, September 7, 2009
It's a Blog Attack!!!
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Dearest Real Live Lesbian♥
I am so sorry, but I don’t like those artificial supermodels you post, oh no! I love real women like you, big sized, BBW in pantyhose with a big heart. If I have to go wild, I prefer it with YOU, not with those gooses:)
Tenderly,
Nadja
♀♀
I have to agree. I am partial to my women who eat at least 3 meals a day. They are cute though.
That poem was amazing...so touching. Do you have any poetry published? ;)
oh, such a poet ;) I think we should all fortify our blogs now, lol.
I love how you rhyme!
Good lord! Don't those girls own any underwear?
Is the colander helmet a new techie version of tin foil hat?
the girl on the right in the last pic looks like her ummmmmmmmmm plug is coming out
the poem was hilarious especially the ending.
Chris! LOVED the video you are one sexy man!
Yes, the colander helmet allows me to read others minds!
You guys are too funny!
Beware, live lesbian might hijack some of your readers now;-)
HAHAHAHA! A blog jacking! Now THAT is funny! :-)
You two make quite a duo! :)
LOL - You are much deeper than I thought you were, Jay. The poem almost made me cry. Do you have any more of these up your...uh...sleeve? ;)
Happy Tuesday to all of you!!!
I even surprised myself with my amazing poetry skills. I'm quite the arteest, aren't I? hahahhaha
Love it... she got hyjacked. Nice.
LMFAO! You guys are great. I knew I shouldn't have let the boys have the keys to the blog!
Um, I'm making spaghetti. Do you have a collander I could borrow?
The poem and video just brought a tear to my eye. Also, I found out something know. Didn't know, Skydad, you talked like a robot.
You guys are nuts, well done. RLL, you should change your password more often ;)
Hey! You guys leave my new friend alone! (but I do like the whole tit poem thing)...
AND,,,we have a winner!!!
*ding, ding, ding*
Love the "evil" Sky's Dad....
Oh my god...that girl on the left in the last pic has a skirt just like mine...for realz.
I loved the post the gals are hot...want!
Oh ya! Phfrankie and I get a little sweet delightful attention from her... then you guys come in and steal the show!
My my my...I think I'm at a loss for words. I think I'll go hide on my computer and ignore your behavior, much like I do w/my teen boys with this sorta thing. What mama doesn't know, mama doesn't have to address. I'm outta here dudeletts.
I just got a chance to check this out and I laughed so hard! It was great getting so see and hear the real SkyDad. I didn't expect you to be so robotic. :)
*honk!* *honk!*
I like the poem, I have to say it mad me laugh and smile. Just what I needed.
Oh that's just great...Now, I'm going to have a hard on at work all day. Thanks Alot. Cheers!!
Priceless...
That was cute, it was sexy, and I liked it.
I want to follow your blog now!
Secretia Teller
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