Hola! Jay the Cynical_Bastardhere. Since Skyler’s Dad thought we should hijack Real Live Lesbian’s blog for the day, I thought I would do something really special. I will post
a really stupid and crappy an original poem that I wrote just for this occasion.
I Love Hottie…
Some dudes are obsessed with tits
But, I think they're a bunch of twits
For me it's all about the stems
For legs are the essence of femmes
Or maybe it's the perfect firm booty
It always belongs to a cutie
And if a woman has all three
It makes me scream "WEEEEE!"
But as long as we're keeping score
There's actually so much more
When I look into her eyes
It gives me a rise
And when she licks her lips
That's when my zipper rips
Even if she has cute feet
I will find that really neat.
But, she must have a beautiful mind
So I won’t leave her behind
And if she is really funny
It will make me all sunny
All of these combined means she's a plumb
And that excites me and makes me cu …. HAPPY!
Thank you. Thank you. I believe I will take this poem and go down to the local coffee shop for open mic night. And I might take these girls with me…