Friday, June 26, 2009

Fake Lesbians


I don't know whether to blame the models or the person taking the picture. Maybe it's the person who originally thought up this piece of crap that deserves the blame.

If the chick in the yellow bikini isn't careful, she's going to actually touch that girl trying desperately to straddle her without making contact.

And that's what has irritated me for the past 20 years. Chicks who poorly *pretend* to be lesbians. There's no way you're going to get an acting gig with pics like this floating around.

30 comments:

Daniel said...

That's a shame because they are gorgeous ladies.

Cloudia said...

Glad SOMEBODY finally said it!!!!!!!!
Aloha

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Grant said...

Ooh - hot!

Wait - were there words after the pic?

cctjt said...

I wanted to jump through the computer and hug you for saying so precisely what I have tried to say with too many words!! Fake lesbians. Perfect. They are the "lesbians" on porn movies that don't know sex is not about looking at the camera but about looking at your partner (that is, when you don't have your head thrown back and your eyes closed because of the intensity). They are the "lesbians" who think kissing another woman while drunk on their ass at a party makes them sexy to all the men there. They are the "lesbians" who flip flop between men and women looking for something they define as love.
Yes, you said it perfectly. Fake lesbians.

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

I wonder if its a fake Mini cooper too?????

Gina said...

Amen. That one is especially bad.

Jess said...

Ohhh what a pretty blue car!

13messages said...

I was going to go for some typical (and probably lame) heterosexual male joke, but I have to agree with you. It's not a sexy picture no matter their real or fake preferences.

Authenticity matters and this shot doesn't come close.

Evil Twin's Wife said...

I love it. You've put it perfectly!

pe1biv said...

Just some more soft porn aimed at hetrosexul males....
Just the usual crap that only is made to give the hetrosexual male part of the population a sexual boost by giving them the idea of two woman at the same time....

That's why we so often get the question if they can join.....!

meno said...

Interesting beavage with the yellow bikini though.

Looks like they are only doing the Fake Lesbian act to get cool sexy babe points with the guys. That's wrong.

Jeanne said...

I'm not part of any audience this is aimed at, which may be why I find it not a tiny bit sexy. Instead, I find myself worrying that they're going to tip over and get all banged up falling on the bricks.

Lynette said...

lol i am bad...all i could think of was

YIPEEE that skinny chick has rolls of flab showing from that poor angle of a shot.

makes me happy to see that!

Otherwise I start seeing things like flat tits on one in yellow.
Need better fitting bikini bottoms too!

The one in front (pink) must be really wanting to pull that out of her ass cheeks with the angle she is pushing herself out of.

Of course most of all they are going to break their necks with those spike heels and those cobble stones.

tacky ain't i

~*Jobthingy*~ said...

LOL! so true

Scarlet said...

Ha! No one can pull the wool over YOUR eyes! ;)

James said...

You are right RLL I can see why this annoys you. Sad to say back when I was a spotty teenager I used to look at a lot of this sort of picture and find it sexy.
Now I find it insults my intelligence. So I guess that is progress for this man at least.

Fortune Cookies said...

you crack me up!
"If the chick in the yellow bikini isn't careful, she's going to actually touch that girl trying desperately to straddle her without making contact."

You know a real lesbian would be all up on that! and the feigned smile would be much more of a grin of ecstasy!

nitebyrd said...

The girl in yellow has camel toe. Yuck!

They look like Jack the Ripper is the photographer.

Kay said...

Aye, this bugs me as well… Have you sent eh motivational poster that says something like

Faux Lesbianism: for when you don’t want to actually do anything to get attention

Or something like that.

Palm Springs Savant said...

I never understood what it is about guys wanting to see fake lesbians at play. Bizarre to me. I'm with you on this one.

we're doomed said...

What you say is true RLL. But let's not be too vicious. All of us have to put up with faked pictures. This picture is just bad. The picture has no heart, otherwise we would all like it I think.

rage said...

They truly should only get real lesbians for shots like this. Then at least you won't see the uncomfortable-ness is the shots.

Dana said...

But ... but ... being a lesbian (or at least bi-sexual) is all the rage these days. Men adore women who go both ways, let's make them happy. It doesn't really matter if it's false advertising, does it?

captain corky said...

Wait... Isn't the girl on the right Fran Drescher from 20 years ago?

Akelamalu said...

It is obvious that they're just posing.

epskee said...

Oooooh yes! There's not much worse, is there? And I agreed wholeheartedly with cctjt until the bit about flip-flopping.
I have a male partner. But I love women too. I love them because they AREN'T men. And while I know men love girls who "lez it up" i've never faked anything. Or done anything with a woman for male attention. And I DETEST the girls who do. It's degrading and insulting. And the kind of porn you refer to? pffft. not worth the film its recorded on. Id rather watch politicians in action.

When will it end? How can anyone find something so obviously fake to be attractive?

I like girls. REAL girls. No anorexic pre-pubescent male look-a-likes, I want curves. No blow up boobs, I'd rather au natural no matter the life-lived damage. And no girls who kiss others whilst thinking "I bet this looks great" instead of "mmmm this is lovely". That goes for vanity vixens as much as faux-lezzos.

Great to know Im not the only one!

Slyde said...

im sorry, were you saying something? my mind was elsewhere..

phd in yogurtry said...

Is it fear of actual touching or is it poor direction? Too worried about getting that pretty little patch of yellow up in the air, maybe?

pe1biv said...

@phd; you mean there is remarkably little under that yellow patch....

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