Monday, June 29, 2009

Do You Have "Gays"

Catrinel Menghia has nothing to do with this post.


This morning one of my favorite "private" bloggers, CheekyMonkey was talking about a friend of hers that was hanging out with "her gays" over the weekend.

Uh oh.

I don't think I belong to anyone.

I'm no one's "gay."

And I was up for grabs for just a few minutes until CheekyMonkey scooped me up and made me her gay.

Do you have any gays in your life?

P.S. No, I will not two time her. I'm all hers!

38 comments:

Bina said...

I wish I had a gay in my life! Gay men make the BEST girlfriends. But, having said that, I've never had a gay female friend, and if I did, she didn't trust me enough to tell me so how good of a friend could she have been?

Did that make sense??

Lynette said...

of course I have my own "Gay". My sweet lesbian daughter is all mine! But I am willing to share her with the right woman.

13messages said...

I won't call her "my gay," but I really miss a good lesbian friend of mine who I used to hang with way back in the 90s. The World's End on Church Street was our favorite spot. As happens, we just drifted apart.

There are several "butch-type" women who hang at my apartment pool a lot. I'd like to befriend them, but they're wild and crazy and I don't think I could keep up with them. I'm happy to just admire them from afar. Wanna swim at our pool sometime? :)

13messages said...

I just saw Lynette's comment and am moved. Dan Savage would be proud.

Akelamalu said...

We have some Gay friends but we don't own them. Slavery has been abolished hasn't it? ;)

Gina said...

I've always wanted my very own gay. And yes, I am serious.

Jay said...

Well I have gay friends, but I've never considered them *mine*.

I did have a really, really close lesbian friend who up and moved to Florida and now I never really hear from her anymore.

Hmm ... I'll have to ask if I can claim ownership of any gay friends.

And since I cant have YOU, I don't know if want one now. ;-)

Dana said...

Well *cough* I thought I did ...

Actually, we are headed to a BBQ in mid July being held by one of husband's co-workers and her wife. She asked him if it would bother us to be in an environment that was primarily gay/lesbian couples. Good thing she didn't ask me or I would have likely said, "Bothered? Hell no! I'm excited!"

Rebecca said...

Huh? What? What's a gay?
Now, about Catrinel......

doggybloggy said...

I had some gays but they are too high maintenance and they never stop trying to recruit.....

cozzie laura said...

you could come here and adopt some this weekend. Cozumel is having a gay pride parade this weekend.

Aapparently there's some outdated law that prohibts men from dressing as women (execpt during Carnival of course!) so some transvestites have put a "demanda" against the city to get them to change the laws, so we're having a parade this weeked!

20th century here we come.

Grant said...

Can I be your hetero?

tjames said...

I have too many to count!!

SkylersDad said...

I have a few gay friends, but would never call anyone mine, even my wife!

And I am offering my services to lick the sand off of Catrinel Menghia's ass...

CheekyMonkey said...

Gay Pride was this past weekend... hence all the gay possession.

And yes, back off RLL is ALL Mine!

Grant.. Monogamy, helloooo... (besides, I *think* the term is Her straight... you want to be her straight) It's all a little interesting to me, but I'm all for the love so whatevs!

Oohhhhhh, TT's gonna be jealous!!!

James said...

I find this gay/straight thing all very quickly gets confusing....

Ashleigh said...

Don't have a gay but I hear they're a fun group.

;)

Nolens Volens said...

I do have some gays who want to make me THEIRS. Not the other way around. Can't help you there. ;)

Kay said...

indeed a few... and they have me and it all works out wonderful!

maude said...

huh! who was the lady in the picture again?

ChocDrop said...

I used to!!! I miss her!! It was an up and down kind of thing but damn I miss her.

Oh and that girl could kiss like no other.

Evil Twin's Wife said...

I have a whole harem of gays! They are all as different as day and night, but they all offer me something special with their friendship.

Travis said...

I didn't know you could keep gays as pets.

Hehehe

I have several friends who happen to be gay. I don't think I've ever referred to hanging out with them as hanging out with my gay friends. We all mix and it's just the gang.

And my I just add...Catrinel, yum!

Scarlet said...

Ha! Not on a regular basis! :)

vixen kitten said...

*smiling sweetly at Catrinel, and slipping her my number*

Ummmm....huh? What did you say?


xoxo
~vk~

phd in yogurtry said...

Yessum. I wouldn't have it any other way.

Queen-Size funny bone said...

My circle of friends consist of nothing but gays. They are all waiting for me to crawl out of the closet. Hope they are not holding their breath.

Doc said...

No, I don't have any gays, but I do have a two bisexuals, an adulterer, and a convict. Does that count for anything?

Doc

we're doomed said...

I have and have had friends and associates who are gay. They are my friends and associates because of the content of their character.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

I have a few gay friends and I love them just as I do any other friend.

They just have better taste.

Dianne said...

most of my friends are gay, I didn't plan it that way - I just got lucky

meno said...

I have two pet gays.

And three pet straights.

And one pet bi.

Bond said...

LOL

Well, I have quite a few friends who are gay, but I gave up my leases on all of them a few years back..

LOL

Cloudia said...

40 year anniversary of stonewall!!!!!
Yay!!!!!
So far
so far to go.....
Aloha

doggybloggy said...

I live in NYC and you can trust me when I tell you that not all gays(men)have good taste - that is a stereotype that needs to be flushed!

Little T said...

I have so many gays I had to start a hierarchy. There is my gay husband, my gay boyfriends and then random sprinklings of everyday gays. Plus my lesbian sister and her gaggle o' babes! I could use a good tranny if anyone knows somebody. That would complete my collection nicely.

Lu' said...

I have a gay, Rob and he has his partner, Ken. Rob is my very very dear friend and one of the nicest people I have ever had the pleasure to know and love :)

LilliGirl said...

Somebody's been watching too much Kath Grifin...