Friday, April 3, 2009

If Jessica Biel Is A Stripper....



You can bet I'll be buying a front row seat.

I'm still amazed that women think stripping is corrupt and demeaning. In my opinion, it's a choice. Sometimes, it might be a good choice for her.

Isn't that why we had the whole women's rights movement? So that women could choose?

Who am I to judge?


P.S. Before you call me a hypocrite, I'd make her take off that unfuckable, red bob wig. ;)

42 comments:

Mike Golch said...

If I was single I'd be right next to you!I would want to see that as well.

Bina said...

Uh, yea. That wig sucks big time. YUK!

SkylersDad said...

They should have just used her normal hair, it is perfect - like the rest of her!

Lynette said...

You would find ways to make pure lil Jessica look more than desirable. LOL Yeah we all agree the BOB is only good when it stands for battery operated boyfriend. Where do you find a BOG? LOL

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

she has that athletic, long and lean look, doesn't she RLL?

i am the diva said...

hawwwwwwt

Jude said...

lol...i think that wig would be gone after the first tug.

Deb said...

*GASP*

I have the biggest crush on this woman!!! Yes, I would be in the front row right with ya!

Stripping is one thing, when they have to make ends meet, but the danger lies within the establishment, whether or not you can control the desire not to participate in drugs or casual sex, which happens a lot in those places. If you can master resisting the temptation, and dancing "clean", then I see absolutely nothing wrong with it other than making a dollar, or a lot of them!

Jay said...

Strippers are good people.

Many left-wing women's groups join forces with right-wing "Christian" groups to try to shut down strip clubs.

Why do they join forces? Because they have the same goal? No, not the goal of cleaning up a town and all that. Their goal is control of women.

And let the hate mail fly! LOL ;-)

Jay said...

BTW, word is Biel shows off the puppies in that movie. When gossip sites get the screen grabs I'll send you a link. ;-)

Diane said...

she is pretty but... seems like she'd want to always have the reins. i can't handle that. haha

as far as stripping goes, i find the pathetic men that show up night after night just giving these girls their money thinking maybe one day she'll love him back, well that's just much more humiliating than being a dancer.

Jeanne said...

My niece became a topless waitress but quit pretty quickly because she "didn't like the way the men looked at" her. I'm okay with people making choices, as long they really understand the choice they're making.

Dr Zibbs said...

She's so hot. And I hate the women libbers as well that think anything sexy is demeaning.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

sweetie...look to your left...no the other left...

"Hi. It's me sitting right next to you. WOO HOO!"

Sweetie...I wish she would have asked me...i so would have taught her how to use the stripper pole and the art...of stripping.

Yes, sweetie...good time good times and the money was really good.

Ciao sweetie.

Raechelle said...

I'm a lurker...love your blog!
I was a stripper (in the states -I'm a yanky!) for 8 years...It's great money and a fabulous workout-if a gal actually puts on a show..and I did :-)
cheers!
Looking forward to this movie...probably wouldn't have heard of it here in Aus if I hadn't seen it on your blog!

ChocDrop said...

Jessica is HOT! She would be on my to-do list. There is a subtle beauty about her that makes her sexy as hell...

Gina said...

I never "got" Jessica Biel before.

Yeah. I do now.

Amber said...

Yeah, I don't care for the wig...it's just too unnatural.
She's hot though, the full lips & a strength that's there to be appreciated.

Juls said...

...as long as no one asks me to strip...then all is good in the strippin' world...

Let's face it...no one wants to see this hunkajunk naked :)

Cloudia said...

It was a liberating and lucrative choice for me....one I no longer have.......being so old, and all LOL

( ;->

Aloha

Cloudia said...

Actually, I wrote about the wonders of the sex industry in my Hawaii novel "Aloha Where You Like Go?"

It got some raves on a dancers' message board a while back!

shorn said...

I'm going on a long unpaid leave because tenured professor (yes I'm young, pure luck involving among many other things Hurricane Katrina) and dancing nude is too much of a dichotomay. Trying to hide who I am from the administration is simply too much, and the money, right now, is better.

I love it, a real sense of power. The men and some of the women with them like to look, why shouldn't I like to be looked at?

It also makes my husband very hot and I met a lovely girl (bi here) through it.

Fortune Cookies said...

THANK YOU! What a wonderful thing to wake up to with my morning coffee! :)

kimber p said...

excellent...but, the whole time with that wig, I was thinking Carol Burnett..LOL !
my oh my, I'd love to see Kate Winslet do that...*drool*

Anndi said...

She was wearing a wig?

Scarlet said...

I wouldn't strip on camera, but stripping for fun (one on one) is a great way to start an evening.

PS - I thought you liked red hair. Yours is red, right??

~*Jobthingy*~ said...

that wig is horrid but otherwise that is HOT

CJ said...

I went to a strip club for the first time about a year ago. I was only one of three woman (other than the dancers). The dancers seem to pay more attention to us girls than to the men that were in the club. It was a very interesting experience.

Dedene said...

Pretty hot! If I were gay...

Palm Springs Savant said...

She is amazingly beautiful!

Isabella Snow said...

One of my best friends became a stripper when she was about 20. It was the seediest stripper place in town. For her it was just a job (she was a very pragmatic person). All I know is her body went from pudgy to fucking amazing in about 4 months and nearly everyone who knew her wanted to become a stripper ASAP. ;-)

Cap'n Ergo "XL" Jinglebollocks said...

There's something... I dunno, almost EMBARASSING about watching a woman practice stripping moves in a well-lit studio with excercise equiptment all o'er the place.

An' yer right, the wig sux, and I happen to LIKE short hair on women...

Jules said...

I whole heartedly agree, there is nothing more divine than the woman form.

Amorous Rocker said...

If Biel is stripping, I'd be sitting next to you in the front row. She is so damn gorgeous. Yum. Anyway....

I don't think stripping is demeaning. I happen to agree, it's a choice. If it works for you and you want to do it and feel comfortable in it, rock it. :)

Bond said...

Let them strip...freedom is the word...

Ashleigh said...

yeah the wig's gotta go but I doubt that Justin complains.

Beth said...

JT is one lucky guy....uh huh.

Merrily Down the Stream said...

Why can't she be hot even if the commenter is straight? And why wouldn't a married guy go to see the movie? Hmmmm...

Anand said...

She's definately HOT, wot with that upside down thing n' all.

Front seat for me too. Bying for black if that's how it's gonna be.


:-)

Slyde said...

i would fight you to the death for that front row seat....

Ann said...

I sooooo agree with you - who ARE we to judge stripping? Maybe not wearing a bra should be considered immoral too - sheesh gimme a break.

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