Wednesday, November 5, 2008

I Had A Dream

We were hanging out in someone's living room. Drinking. Having a great time. We were all in our 20s, young and playful.

Somehow, he flipped me, pinning me down with his knees on either side of my shoulders.

Laughing, he says, "You're a lesbian?"

"You know I am."

"That's a shame."


Then I woke up. The one time that I could have had a romp in the hay with Paul Newman and I'm a lesbian. Geez, even *I* would give it up for him!

I tried desperately to get that dream back. Nada.

Who would you switch teams for?

76 comments:

Ashleigh said...

WHOA! You just jump started my heart lady!!

I'd give up my first born to have a romp with him. Too bad he died. Too bad I don't have kids.

Going to dream about him now!

Bye!

Monogram Queen said...

I am straight hehe my celeb crush is NY Jets QB Brett Favre!

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

I'd have some beers with either Brett or Paul, and maybe a case of beers with Susan Sarandon. But what can I say? My lady is pretty f###ing excellent in the sack, so as Paul said: why go out for hamburger when you've got steak at home?
Can't believe I wrote all this. Love ya RLL.....

Karen said...

LOL. That is a great dream.

Beth said...

oh, Angelina Jolie in a HEARTBEAT!!!!

Lu' said...

Mommy, damn great picture. I don't believe I would switch sides for anyone. Men float my boat :)

Jormengrund said...

Hrm..

I don't know about just anyone that I'd switch teams for.

Then again, Heath Ledger was quite the eye candy..

Nah. I think I'd have to stick with the ladies.

But heck, most likely you would too! *wink*

Love the post RLL!

Burfica said...

lets see...two of the most beautiful people in history I think are Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Julie Andrews, I would have maybe flipped temorarily for them. hehehehehe

SkylersDad said...

There just isn't a guy out there that I find attractive enough to make me stop thinking about va-jay-jays!

Shania said...

Oooh, Salma Hayek, most definitely.

Kate said...

I'm a lesbian.
At the moment I can't think of a man I'd be with.
But I spent years being with men, being untrue to myself.
Now that I'm with a woman I don't want to go back.

I'd love to be with angelina jolie thought. :op

CheekyMonkey said...

Ha, if I was a lesbian, I'd TOTALLY switch teams for Paul Newman. :)

Hmmm.. If I was, I would do Ashley Judd. Anyone seen "A Time to Kill"? Seriously woman.

ambergail77 said...

Since I am a fence sitter I have to say that I am pretty sure there are numerous women who I would enjoy for a day or two, but to make me commit to one team... not gonna happen, I mean my husband who I love can't keep away from the girls (or dreaming of them waiting for his consent).

Slyde said...

i dont know if there is anyone i'd switch teams for......

Maybe george bush? That way i could do to him what he's been doing to the country for the past 8 years..

Jay said...

That's a pretty hot dream.

I don't know who I would flip for. Maybe Paul back in the day. He's was pretty manly.

Although I do admit a man crush on Anthony Bourdain too. ;-)

Jen - Queen of Poo said...

Hmmmm, I'll have to think on that.

Maybe Ashley Judd.

Nolens Volens said...

RLL - I will admit that I am a straight man with a gay mother and I have an open-mind approach to the gay community. With that said, I'd do Gael Garcia Bernal. :)

Psst...you've been tagged because I'm curious about you. Comment back when you've followed through.

Steph said...

Shoot, I've been with women exclusively for 26 years. I can't imagine any man who'd make me go back.

Thanks for stopping by my blog!

BostonPobble said...

Lauren Bacall. Mariska Hartigay. My God but they are magnificent. Who *wouldn't* want to make love with them?

vixen kitten said...

Mmmm I love Katherine Moennig. Seriously, I usually go for femme women, but I confess I have it bad for her. I really like Gina Gershon a lot too. And ummm Jessica Simpson. Hush up....It's not like I want her for a game of scrabble. She's just hmmmm easy on the eyes coming or going. :)

Men, Josey Scott makes me wet. Completely and totally smitten with him. I like Kelly Slater. Ummmm ya. And Chris Shivers....hmmmm he makes me shiver. It's the wranglers...and that dang accent.

*smile* I like not having to pick! Both are so delicious, and life is too short to limit myself to just one team.

Sweet Cops Wife said...

Hmmmm...I don't think there exists a woman who would make me switch teams or sides or whatever you call it LOL
Im all about the male body...the hardness, the muscles, the roughness, the masculinity...ugh..I want some now!!!

Dawg said...

I'm a gold star lesbian (never been with men)

I would jump ship for a night with Matthew McConaughey!!
Yum ....

Sabrae said...

I am a lesbian myself but I would have to say that I would switch sides temporarly for Steelers QB!!! Woohoo

Tiggerlane said...

Natalie Portman.

Or Matt Damon.

Damn. I can't decide.

LSL said...

Rachael Madden has been doing it for me lately. Smart and sexy.

Scarlet said...

Angelina, of course.

You should've lied to Paul Newman!! :)

Rikki said...

Without a moment's hesitation, I'd drop everything and run to Halle Berry. Or Pink. Or BOTH (since we're fantasizing, in for a penny, in for a pound!).

Queen-Size funny bone said...

Cloris Leachman looked pretty hot on dancing with the stars. lol

RiverPoet said...

I could give you a list...
- Joan Jett
- Janine Turner (remember her?)
- Allison Janney
- Martina!

I guess I like those eyes...

Peace - D

captain corky said...

I don't know... I've always had it really bad for Jackie Gleason. After all he's the man who taught Frank Sinatra how to drink. That's hardcore in my book. ;)

Dianne said...

Susan Sarandon
Ashley Judd

I have had 3 Susan dreams in the past 2 weeks!!

James said...

I really really tried to think of a guy..but I couldn't. I guess I'm too old now. I'm a spouseosexual..I just like doing it with my wife.

mackey said...

Jennifer Aniston or Pink.
Definitley Pink;)

The Mistress of the Dark said...

Hillary from Lady Antebellum. She's gorgeous.

Vodka Mom said...

That a great question. Let me think....

it might have to be Angelina.

~Jobthingy~ said...

ROFL! damn

who would i switch teams for, its a toss up.

liv tyler or kate hudson. both are stunning, both are sweet as pie and both i would do in a heart beat.

Jeff B said...

I can't help but think of the movie "Airplane" right now. I can just about hear the control tower guy saying, "I picked a hell of a time to give up men!"

Bond said...

Switch sides? Nope...sorry I don't have one man in mind I would do that for....my love of women is just too strong...especially the beautiful lady I am with now...

CrystalChick said...

I'm not a lesbian, but would play one on t.v. if either Susan Sarandon or Rene Russo were needing a lover in a movie.

And OMG if Nigella Lawson invited me over for dinner.... I'm soooo there. Hubby who???

Peace to you and yours TODAY and always.

Akelamalu said...

I'm not a lesbian but if Marilyn Monroe had tipped me the wink I could have been persuaded! ;)

Amber said...

That picture is so hawt!

I would switch for the chick on "Sara Whatshername:The Terminator" show on tv. *sigh* She is loverly...

:)

random moments said...

Ashley Judd, hands down. She's just so dang cute.

citizen of the world said...

I used to have a recurring dream that I was engaged to Paul Newman, circa about this photo. In the dream, at some point, I would always suddenly realize I was already married. Until the dream where I also realized that it was a dream and I could do whatever I wanted. Sweet.

Ginni said...

If I were a lesbian, I'd switch for Anthony Bandaras! Or Julio Eglasias. Guess that wasn't quite answering the question fairly, was it? Bwahahahaha

Spiky Zora Jones said...

ha...hehehehe. Youkill me. Luckily I play fgor both teams. I would so have done Paul 'blue eyes' Newman. He is so dreamy in all of his movies.
In The Sting...OMG...i would do Robert and Paul at the same time...seperately...who cares...just do me. And don;t think I don;t thik that now whenever I watch it in DVD.

ahem...in my dream...he said "You are a lesbian?"

I'd be on my knees, his zipper would be down and his cock in my mouth before he said...lesbian.

I know...it's a little crude...but it's twuuuuu! That's what my dream would be like. heheheh

Ciao babe...fab dream and post. WOO!

Ghost Writer said...

OMG Ani Difranco in a heartbeat! Do you know her work? Poet, songwritwer extordanaire. (is that spelled right?) She seduces my mind so she can have my body :)

prissynotgirly said...

how do i classify myself here?

i'll play on either team

so i'll switch for ... whomever piques my interest

coopernicus said...

Meredith Salenger...
If I were a lesbian...
And female...

gee there's a lot of roadblocks here...

~Deb said...

Personally, I'd give up my gayness for Michael Douglas. Or...I'd just go straight for his wife. *SO CONFUSED*!


Oh, I commented on Jess's blog back to you about ladybugs. Use a vacuum---OMG it totally sucks those critters right up!

Off topic...I know.

Back to Newman.

Krysta said...

my friend and i were just talking about this and i got so much flack for my list...

lucy liu
selma hayek
liv tyler
kate winslet
anne hathaway
blake lively

Knight said...

Lucy Liu and Liv Tyler. Nice choices Krysta!

Diva said...

Let me see... Janet Jackson, the chick in the salon next door, a girl that I know at the karaoke place I haunt.

I'll think on it some more.

goooooood girl said...

i like......

Tracy said...

Hi..I'm new to your blog but I love it..
I'm married but I have girl crushes on and would totally switch teams for
Angelina Jolie but it would have to be back in her younger days when she was all bad and crazy acting.
Although, I'd probably still say yes now even though she has a million kids!

Katie said...

*Wiping up the drool*
Wow, it's taking me a really long time to come up with somebody here. Hmmm...Catherine Zeta Jones, but with Helena Bonham Carter's personality.

Fortune Cookies said...

HENRY ROLLINS! Give me some Henry! Other than him, I'm all about the ladies ;)

Fortune Cookies said...

HENRY ROLLINS! Give me some Henry! Other than him, I'm all about the ladies ;)

meno said...

i'm gonna have to go with Ashley Judd too. Did you ever see "Bound?"

Whew.

Anna Lefler said...

Oh, man...I can't get past the photo of Paul.

Mrreow...

SabrinaT said...

Why Julia Roberts of course!

dementatedakini said...

Hi
thanks for stopping by.
I play for both teams...my fave girls are Juliette Lewis, Stella Tenant, Madonna...boys, I like Will Smith, Benicio Del Toro, and Johnny Depp. Gah, those sound so obvious, but what can I say. When someone oozes sex, they just do, huh?
Seeya around!

Namelessly Yours said...

Very interesting. I think there is always at least one person of the "opposite sex that you're attracted to" that you still find attractive.
-Namelessly Yours

Palm Springs Savant said...

great dream. I've had a few like that too, (where I tryed to get them back). Now regarding my switching teams, probably Victoria Principal back in her Dallas days.

Christie said...

It used to Angelina Jolie, which seams to be the common vote. But she became a raging homewrecking whore, which is a total turnoff. I have always had a huge thing for Drew Barrymore, though.

ETK said...

Wow, I have so many girl crushes, it's not even funny....

I switch for:
Madonna
Angelina Jolie
Jennifer Aniston (I know I know - I'm supposed to pick one, but I'd totally do both).

I'm sure there are others, but those are my top three. :)

Rage said...

Although Paul Newman is the man and a legend is in own right, I don't know if I would pork him.

Having said that, I would love to f*** the hell out of Hugh Jackman! Meow!

Marinka said...

Aren't those dreams the best?

Love this post, but I can't think of anyone right now. As soon as I dream it, I'll be back to comment.

elizabeth said...

I would switch teams if my guy was a girl. Make any sense? ;oP

Laurel said...

IF I were to switch and that is highly unlikely since I have been a lesbian from the get go...it would have to be someone so hot...
I would have to say I think these guys are pretty hot...
Clive Owen
Jude Law and for some reason I think Forrest Griffin the UFC fighter is cute.

Lauren said...

Right now, you have 69 comments, which goes with the post perfectly...

I would switch teams for Rachel McAdam's (with red or dark hair).

we_be_toys said...

Salma Hayek is definitely one of the most beautiful women ever, but there's something about the way KD Lang wears a tux that is strangely sexy to me.

Anndi said...

I have a major crush on Ashley Judd.

Why is it men can't wrap their brains around this one?

And OH.MY.GOD! that picture of Paul Newman.....

tiffer said...

I am straight but I would definitely go for Rachael Mcadams!

tiffer said...

I am straight but I would definitely go for Rachael Mcadams!

HappyHourSue said...

Joan Jett. Now and forever. ;)

Krissi said...

I'm not a lesbian but for Megan Fox... I soooo would be! LOL Love your blog!