I was talking to an old friend of mine, who's one of those guys that LOVES to entertain and make you laugh. I was telling him about some land that I want and how I'd asked Santa for it.
"I've been wanting it for quite a while now. I even asked Santa for it. And I've been a very good girl!"
"Honey, Santa likes bad girls, too. Really, really bad girls. Filthy girls. That whole good girl thing is a LIE!"
4 comments:
See, I knew Santa liked me all along
Your friend is right.
At an early age I discovered that Santa gives you more swag if you offer anal sex instead of cookies.
the two great truths,Santa and God Love unconditionaly.
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