Just when I thought that they had forgotten my birthday. Perhaps Trixie could use a thesaurus for HER birthday?
Notice the last line of the letter.
A Simple, Southern, Christian lesbian who loves boobs trying to lose weight so she can have pretty boobs of her own. A Weight Watcher training with power lifters. An artist who can't decide on a medium. A great cook that loves to entertain and try new recipes. Come on in, have your coat off and stay a while.
36 comments:
Happy Birthday!! I missed my free drink on the 16th. :(
Can you have Trixie write me one of those letters? :)
Happy Birthday,Kiddo!
Happy Birthday.
Happy birthday to you. That letter cracks me up.
LOL! Trixie......keepin' it real!
Melissa XX
I guess she's just sayin. Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday. I made it through the line, paid for my mocha (albeit with a gift card I got from the ER from all places), mentioned that it was my birthday, and then found out I could have had a free drink. Maybe I should have you call for me. LOVE the letter.
LOL!
or a bar of soap to wash out her customer service mouth. lol
No way!! LOL
They'll probably fire her for that. ;-)
That is pure gold!!
It's not real, right??? Way too cool to be real. :)
Hahahaha!! Is this real?!
no way!
ha!
What a lovely letter. I think I will go to Starbucks more often.
that is full of the awesome!
LOL
LOL. Too Funny!
I'm way too lazy to make this shit up. Yep, it's real.
;)
A fuck it up letter...
That is so cool!
Hey if Phfrankie comes here do me a favor please...ignore him.
I could never ignore the Phrankie. It wouldn't be right. ;)
Trixie deserves a promotion for telling it like it is!
I should have known, your just too sweet!
I LOVE it! That's too damn funny!
Hi baby...have it framed and hanging in the office.
Er...happy birthday sweets. xxx
That deserves it's own spot on the fridge! Happy Birthday to you!
That's wonderful. I've never been a fan of Starbucks, but this may change my mind.
That is an AMAZING letter! I so wish I could write that in my letters to clients!
holy moley...I can not believe that actually came from Starbucks...I am not a prude but that is over the top wrong...
you got this letter too?
I just love that this is real. Mind if I Digg it?
LOL I love it. Happy Birthday.
I'm all for her choice of words but there is a time and place :)
Sorry but I LOVE IT!
I freaking love it!!! And yea, I would save the letter forever cause let's face, fuck is my favorite word, and when someone like Trixie uses it like that, even better!
Trixie not only needs a thesaurus, but she might want to consider a spell checker..
I think appreciate is spelled with 2 P's. lmao!! too fuckin funny......
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