Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Vodka Mom's Gonna HATE Me...


but something HAD to be done. Antifreeze isn't an option, because the dogs might drink it. You see, we have a fence with a gate. The gate has a post that goes into the ground to hold it in place. The post has a...

(I don't know why she ate the fly...perhaps she'll die!)

pipe that it goes down into. And the pipe has water in it. Why? I dunno. But it always does.

This past week, it's been effin' cold here. The water froze in the pipe and we're stuck inside. The gate can't open without us...well her, shaking it and unsticking it from the ice.

Last night, I see her walking outside with the vodka bottle and pouring Real Live Vodka down into the hole.

Vodka Mom's probably out there right now with a straw! ;)



P.S. It just occurred to my how ODD it is that she used Rain Vodka for this!

19 comments:

Lynette said...

buy the cheap stuff...and ok no antifreeze for the doggies....but they love the vodka.

Real Live Lesbian said...

Lynette! It's ALL we had! And now there's less of it!!!

Trace'll just want some OJ to go with it!

Dragon said...

Nice! Like that. Hey dogs won't get sick from antifreeze but will feel really good for a bit. :-)

Bond said...

At least you didn't use Gentleman Jack..that would have been a sin!

Little T said...

That is genius!

Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

What forthought! A good reason to keep something cheap on the shelf (not Rain, heaven forbid)

And here's something you may have not known about antifreeze/pets and how alcohol can save them if a veterinarian can treat them early enough after ingestion...

http://www.aces.edu/dept/extcomm/newspaper/antifreeze.html

Kimberly said...

That is not responsible drinking....

Jay said...

That's alcohol abuse right there! ;-)

Stephen said...

That right there is funny. :-)

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...I'm with Vinny: save the whiskey!...

Lu' said...

What about RV antifreeze, the pink stuff. I believe it is safe for people and pets. I know we put it in our plumbing water system in the RV and it wont hurt you if you don't get it all flushed out before using the water. Sierra brand anti-freeze is safe for pets too isn't it?

Bina said...

I'm sorry, but I must say, what a BRILLIANT idea!!!! I like the way she thinks. All resourcefull and stuff.

And, um, I won't tell Vodka Mom if you don't tell her I said it's a great idea, k?

Southern Sage said...

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
that is a terrible use of good stuff!

Sidenote* Steven could really be Hank Williams Jr. Just sayin.

Vodka Mom said...

OMG!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I will be RIGHT THERE to kick her you know what.

And I'll bring salt. and plenty of it!!!

Spiky Zora Jones said...

um...I like my martini made from 'grey goose' shaken not stirred and don't forget the olive.

Weeeee!

Ily said...

Oh no, not Real Live Vodka! That's just not right, Chica.

Rachel Cotterill said...

Well, as long as it works ;)

You just need to let the gate freeze up again, then Vodka Mom won't be able to get in to take her revenge!

P.S. When I saw the title of this post, and the picture, I thought you'd scored the vodka-based sponsorship deal of her dreams! :D

Jeanne said...

Add this to the grocery list: rubbing alcohol.

Cause you can't drink that....

Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

In response to Lu's query...no, not as toxic, but still problematic. See link below:

http://www.peteducation.com/article.cfm?c=1&aid=2801