Not that kind. The sick kind.
Wednesday, I am sitting at my desk and suddenly am WARM. I never get warm. I'm always cold. Even in TN in August. That should have been the first clue.
Then....the bad belly came. Very bad belly. Explosively bad.
I'm wrestling with a fever and it feels like my brain is in a thick goo swimming around in my head. Everything seems off by about two seconds. Very odd.
That's why I've been AWOL. I'm still here. Just 2 seconds behind you!