Sunday, August 9, 2009

Languishing


Something is wrong. Desperately wrong with our air conditioning. It's almost 6pm and 91 degrees with a 53% humidity. It's effin' hot.

Imagine dogs panting. Fans spinning at their highest speeds. Sweaty lesbians. And very little talking. It's too hot to even talk anymore.

20 comments:

Queen-Size funny bone said...

actions speak louder than words.
Take a shower together and save on water.

Jules said...

Sweaty Sex. There is no other way to take your mind off of it.

doggybloggy said...

'Sweaty Lesbians' does that come with a dvd - please say yes!

Scarlet said...

LOL @ Doggybloggy's comment. I hope you cool off soon...unless you really don't want to. ;)

Grant said...

Just get naked and lounge around in a kiddie pool with lots of ice and chilled drinks.

SkylersDad said...

The lesbians should undress and run ice cubes all over each others bodies. With the video camera running of course...

Lynette said...

understand
we had to choose to not turn on a/c all summer now due to cost of electricity
it is effing hot has been and is going to get worse
i hate it
hate it
hate it
but alas what turn it on cool off and then not be able to pay the bill
summer sucks or at least being poor does

ChocDrop said...

Now when you say Sweaty Lesbians and very little talking.....you had to know where my mind went...hee hee

Margarita time....

Mike Golch said...

bummer! over here at Golch Central it is currently temp 86 humidity level 62% and the dew point is at 72
and this is at 9:53 PM.I feel your pain.

Nadja Norden said...

Hello Luv♥
Here in Flanders, on the “old Continent”, we have other summer temperatures: We don’t need any air conditioning at all, but all our American acquaintances do have (!), In the dining room we have 23,5 Celsius.
Humidity level: 65, nothing special here.
The weather is just fine☼ for breakfast in the garden.
Most women here don’t wear stockings this season, but I enjoy wearing my pantyhose.
Don’t forget to drink a lot of fresh water (not soda), to eat a little salty food and you’ll resist better to the hot weather.
From Antwerp with love,
Nadja
♀♀

Akelamalu said...

I hate being too warm! :(

Sorry I've not been around, we just got back from another weekend jaunt. :)

mrs. m said...

i'm not gonna lie i can't live without AC.

if ours breaks this summer i'll cry. the waiting list to get an AC guy is always forever long!

buffalodick said...

We've had thunderstorms three nights in a row, and when it isn't raining, it's hotter than all get out... our air has run a lot lately!

C said...

awwww poor thing, if our air broke i'd be in the pool until it got fixed. when we lived in alabama it was so fucking humid/hot there, that i would soak in the tub with cold water and the fan blowing right on me. we had no a/c in that apt. i thought i was gonna die. but the bath/fan thing does work. i'd be chilled in no time.
good luck.

you could go to a nice cold theater and get lost in movies.

c

CJ said...

We don't HAVE air in our new place (this will be fixed by next summer!) It was HORRENDOUSLY hot yesterday! We made it do-able with cool showers!

Bond said...

No AC sucks...hope it gets better soon

Southern Sage said...

Damn girl!
that sucksssssssssss

Love, Evolution, and Resilience said...

I hear you! It just recently got warm up here... but it's seriously effin warm.

Bina said...

Hey, Sunday was my birthday! And yes, it was effing hot!!! I tried to lay out, had two fans on me and only lasted about 45 minutes. WHY does it go normal to steaming in ONE day?????

jb said...

Holy shit.......sounds like my week-end....but without the fans.

Huggs
JB