Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Psst. Here I am.


Yes, the ONE, the ONLY....


REAL LIVE LESBIAN.

Let's see. What's been up? Last week, I lay dying with the flu, after contracting and enjoying strep throat for the entire week before. Then it turned into bronchitis. I sound a bit like Brenda Vacarro, which used to be cool, but young folk have no idea who she is. I'm on my third round of antibiotics and I may be addicted to codeine cough syrup, but I don't care. Hey...if you have a contact on the black market...let me know. I'm down to my last refill.

My Love ROCKS. And tongues NEVER get stuck around here. I promise, start with a nice, slow back rub and that won't happen to you.

Around the house: We've put in an aggregate driveway. We have mud for a yard. Very expensive mud, too. Not that cheap mud that's right under the grass. We had this mud BROUGHT in. Brand new mud. The exterior of the house has been painted. Honestly, it's turning into the Log-majal. Mickey-T and Phfrankie Bondo (my only blog visitors so far) wouldn't even recognize the place!

My job. I prayed for a fantastic job that was challenging. I got it. Just got back from having three Tanqueray and Tonics with a co-worker on the company credit card. We laugh so hard that we cry. Regularly. It's a dream.

BUT, I get home and I'm tired. And I just want to have some wine and eat the dinner that my Love has cooked for me. I know. I suck. But I'll try to stop by and make it look like my blog again.

Do I have anything to say? Nah, but you don't really care, do you?







18 comments:

Jaimey said...

glad you are on the mend. Hope the addiction is short lived, I hear that can kill you too. :) Many hugs, I have been quiet too, life got busy and the blog got quiet.

Jaimey said...

can't find your link to email you, care to pop me one I can respond to... jsbuquet@gmail.com :) Thanks!

Mike Golch said...

I'm glad that you are doing better.

Gina said...

Missed you and glad you are on the mend.

13messages said...

Congrats on finding a fun and challenging job. I need one of those. Need an assistant? :)

I'm glad you're feeling better. I admit that I had to Google Brenda Vaccaro, but I do like her voice. At least I do based on a couple of YouTube video clips.

shrink on the couch said...

I might even be grateful for the flu if I could sound like Brenda Vacarro just once.

Signed,
Old enough to know who BV is.

Akelamalu said...

I remember Brenda Vacarro - I always wanted to sound like her but obviously I don't want the flu to make it happen. ;)

Glad you're feeling better.

nitebyrd said...

Brenda Vacarro in "Zorro, The Gay Blade" was fall down laughing funny. LOVE her!

Glad you're feeling better and are enjoying your job, Love and life! I've missed you but am happy to know you're doing fine. :)

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

I think I like your medicine.
T&T's and codeine cough syrup.
Yep, I think I like that combo!

Glad you are feeling a bit better.Welcome home

Jay said...

Holaaaaaaaaa!

Knight said...

Sounds like things are going really well ... other than all that disease I mean.

Jormengrund said...

Meh, could be worse. At least you're still out there and kicking, and THAT'S the most important part!

See you later RLL!

blueeyedtawni said...

glad your starting to feel better :)
much hugs!

Fortune Cookies said...

life really gets in the way of blogging, and of visiting favorite blogs! sorry I've been awol for so long, but I'm glad to see I'm not the only one struggling with making time for blogging. I hope you feel better soon! I have the chest funk right now, myself.

SkylersDad said...

I hope you feel better soon. I will gladly trade contacts with you for cough syrup if you know of somebody who deals in pain killers. My back is killing me lately!

CheekyMonkey said...

I care. And i miss you tons.

Dana said...

It worked! It worked! When the minions took over your blog you came back!!

Missed you terribly!!

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