I have a buddy at work. She's a tad younger, straight and quite the hottie. She's NEVER kissed a girl, despite my objections to this oversight on her part. I think you should try everything once...maybe twice, just to be sure.
How do you know you don't like kissing women if you've never kissed one?
That's when she asked, "Why don't you like kissing men?"
Frankly, I haven't kissed one in a while, so I had to remember. And then it hit me like a porcupine. Stubble. You just cannot avoid it with men. It's always growing and you will be stubbled.
Women are soft. Smooth. And luscious.
I forget sometimes why I love women so much. But after she asked why I didn't like men, it all came rushing back. Whiskers and balls. Enough said.
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Agreed!! Although I must say that it looks pretty nice on Mr. Clooney :) .....the stubble, not the balls, not even he could make that part work for me!
Not to mention that penises are highly overrated and unpredictable!
UGH! George Clooney. He's enough to make me kiss girls, permanently.
Your co-worker really should try kissing a girl. You're definitely right about trying everything at least once.
I fail to see what it is some women see in us men to begin with. I hope your friend's curiosity is being piqued. New experiences can be so much fun.
I don't normally like facial hair but, depending on the man, stubble can be fun.
Yep, Dana's right too. They are dangerous too...Mess around with them and your belly might get fat. ;)
ROFL!!!
Hmmm... Give her my number, would ya?
Men smell worse and generally are more disgusting with all habits. Also, I noticed that unlike many men.. I've never met a woman that tried to swallow my entire face when we were kissing.
I'm pretty sure I'm okay with George Clooney's stubble..
I've never kissed a girl either. I wonder what it's like. Can you tell us what it's like when she's Asian and wearing a Catholic schoolgirl uniform with white cowboy boots?
You might like kissing elementary school boys. The stubble is not an issue and their balls are tiny. Let us know how that goes.
Gotta agree, not into stubble anywhere. Known some women who did not shave often enough either....stubble can be found anywhere.
I once met a stubbly women... that's all kinds of wrong! I didn't wait long enough to check the balls ;)
Thank you. I'm convinced.
Why don't I like kissing men?
Oh, I like it alright. I like being cuddled and held and the whole chivalry parade.
I just don't like having sex with them. I had a boyfriend for 10 months. We were in high school then. I was in 10th grade and he was in 11th. But the whole time I told him I didn't wanna have sex with him because I wasn't ready yet. I actually lost my virginity before we got together and it was an act I don't ever want to participate in again.
Whiskers and balls and you win hands down. You just reminded me of why I love women so much not that men are not loveable some are but I agree with Dana its way to overrated the penis.
Cheers
JB
Awesome, I like it
Lacy
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