Indeed.
And I'm not one to swoon over boys. Neither of us are.
You see, we needed a little work done around here. Serious carpentry that was beyond our level of expertise. Normally, My Love can do anything. ANY. THING.
I asked repeatedly over the weekend if she wanted me to get a guy that I'd talked to on the phone to come by and work on it. No. She wanted to do it. Did I mention that we had painters coming Thursday?
By Monday afternoon, she had enough and let me call him.
I expected a handyman. Mid 60s. Pot-bellied. Rough around the edges. Balding. The kind of guy that farts and thinks it's funny.
Oh. My. God.
When he stepped out of his Jeep, I just blinked. He really DOES look like that guy up there. Except a little straighter with the bad boy edge to him.
We've had quite the show this week. Apparently, there's still a little straight part of me left. And yeah, I admit to enjoying the eye candy. Monday is his last day here. Feel free to stop by for a visit....if you like the ruggedly handsome type.
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I'll be right there......
I have LOTS of odd jobs that need doing..... Can I get a referral?
Yum Yum Yum!
I know ya'all aren't swooning over the boys but I do very much appreciate your publici service in publishing pictures of some very nice looking ones for us other chicks!!!
Please take a pic of him in action! He won't mind being on the internet. I promise.
Does he do Texas?
gay or straight a good piece of eye candy is hard to miss. :) Send him to Oregon when you are done with him please. (well after Texas I guess)
So you're saying it's not cool to laugh at farts?
I look like that under the layers of fat and age. Plus I have more than the bad boy edge - I'm completely unhinged. Come here, baby.
Phew, what's the flying time from the UK to yours????
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Can you mail him to California? I'll pay COD. I'll even tip the driver.
Oh! My! GODS!
i KNEW i would finally get to you eventually!
See, i'm turning you! bound to happen!
i KNEW i would finally get to you eventually!
See, i'm turning you! bound to happen!
You are looking...no harm in that - no matter your orientation...
We don't seem to get those kind of handyman types in Houston. We get the cigarette-smoking, skanky types. Possibly prone to flatulence, but I'm not interested in standing close enough to make that determination. Still, my one and only straight-man crush is Ashton!
We don't seem to get those kind of handyman types in Houston. We get the cigarette-smoking, skanky types. Possibly prone to flatulence, but I'm not interested in standing close enough to make that determination. Still, my one and only straight-man crush is Ashton!
Nice to look at, no two ways about it!
It's so strange to me that there's no happy Birthday to me post so I guess I'll schmear it across the nekkid guy.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUGA!!!
He does have a good figure.. obviously looks after himself eh?
Indi
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Wow ... sorry I missed that!
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