Friday, September 24, 2010

A Rare Find


Indeed.


And I'm not one to swoon over boys. Neither of us are.

You see, we needed a little work done around here. Serious carpentry that was beyond our level of expertise. Normally, My Love can do anything. ANY. THING.

I asked repeatedly over the weekend if she wanted me to get a guy that I'd talked to on the phone to come by and work on it. No. She wanted to do it. Did I mention that we had painters coming Thursday?

By Monday afternoon, she had enough and let me call him.

I expected a handyman. Mid 60s. Pot-bellied. Rough around the edges. Balding. The kind of guy that farts and thinks it's funny.

Oh. My. God.

When he stepped out of his Jeep, I just blinked. He really DOES look like that guy up there. Except a little straighter with the bad boy edge to him.

We've had quite the show this week. Apparently, there's still a little straight part of me left. And yeah, I admit to enjoying the eye candy. Monday is his last day here. Feel free to stop by for a visit....if you like the ruggedly handsome type.


20 comments:

Vodka Mom said...

I'll be right there......

Jules said...

I have LOTS of odd jobs that need doing..... Can I get a referral?

Charlene said...

Yum Yum Yum!

I know ya'all aren't swooning over the boys but I do very much appreciate your publici service in publishing pictures of some very nice looking ones for us other chicks!!!

Gina said...

Please take a pic of him in action! He won't mind being on the internet. I promise.

yogurt said...

Does he do Texas?

Jaimey said...

gay or straight a good piece of eye candy is hard to miss. :) Send him to Oregon when you are done with him please. (well after Texas I guess)

Jeff B said...

So you're saying it's not cool to laugh at farts?

Grant said...

I look like that under the layers of fat and age. Plus I have more than the bad boy edge - I'm completely unhinged. Come here, baby.

Akelamalu said...

Phew, what's the flying time from the UK to yours????

J.J. in L.A. said...

: P~~~~~

Can you mail him to California? I'll pay COD. I'll even tip the driver.

nitebyrd said...

Oh! My! GODS!

Slyde said...

i KNEW i would finally get to you eventually!

See, i'm turning you! bound to happen!

Slyde said...

i KNEW i would finally get to you eventually!

See, i'm turning you! bound to happen!

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

You are looking...no harm in that - no matter your orientation...

Poindexter said...

We don't seem to get those kind of handyman types in Houston. We get the cigarette-smoking, skanky types. Possibly prone to flatulence, but I'm not interested in standing close enough to make that determination. Still, my one and only straight-man crush is Ashton!

Poindexter said...

We don't seem to get those kind of handyman types in Houston. We get the cigarette-smoking, skanky types. Possibly prone to flatulence, but I'm not interested in standing close enough to make that determination. Still, my one and only straight-man crush is Ashton!

Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

Nice to look at, no two ways about it!

CheekyMonkey said...

It's so strange to me that there's no happy Birthday to me post so I guess I'll schmear it across the nekkid guy.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUGA!!!

Indi said...

He does have a good figure.. obviously looks after himself eh?

Indi


x

KellyKline said...

Wow ... sorry I missed that!