Happy Anniversary to My Fruit Fly

A year ago today, a random, ax-weilding murdering internet junkie hit me up when I was planning my parents re-wedding. She said that she would help. Yeah, right.

At that very moment, the Universe spun on it's axis and sent me a wedding planner. Do you have the embossed napkins? WHAT???!!! What's your color scheme? Where are you renting the chairs from? Do you have a bout for your Dad? How many roses did you order? Do you have vases? Fans? Who's walking your Mother down the aisle? And a thousand other questions that she asked me from Chicago.

I've never met her. But I she knows more about me than most of my best buddies, because frankly, we had to talk about that wedding and everything else going on in our lives almost daily.

There's one story about kissing a girl that she's still not told me. I'm not bitter much, though. ;)

So, Happy Anniversary to someone that I've never met. She has impacted my life through her words, her deeds and her thoughts. She's amazing beyond belief and I'm so grateful that she found me.

I love you, my little Fruit Fly! MWAH!!!!!

P.S. She's prettier than that model, but I can't show you her pic. You'll just have to imagine how Red Dragon HOT my friend is.