Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Who Are You? Who Who Who Who?


I've decided to bring back something from my journey to one of my lucky readers. It will be unisex and will fit anyone or it might be a little South American knick-knack for the home. It could be from Bolivia, Peru, Paraguay (but not Yellow Fever, I hope), Argentina or maybe even Chile.

That means that you lurkers will have to turn off your cloaking devices (Hi Corky!) and let thyself be known.

There's only ONE person who can't play. SHE is getting a spoon! (Insert Ms. Penelope's squeal here)

Decloak, delurk and demystify yourselves! I'll pick one person at random from the comments on this post.

But first, does everyone have room in the back yard for an alpaca? Kidding!

P.S. I wish I could bring back something for everyone, but I have to haul it all around and I'm lazy like that.

Disclaimer: No purchase necessary. (Although if you want to give me money, who am I to complain) Only one entry per person. RLL is not responsible for you not having a yard if I bring back an alpaca for you. If you're allergic to wool, alpaca or llama, it's just too damn bad. If not enough people comment, I reserve the right to bring back a dried llama fetus and mail it to the lucky winner. So comment, dammit!

41 comments:

captain corky said...

I'm not a lurker, Real... I'm a stalker. Let's get it straight! ;)

captain corky said...

See, I'm back again. See you in 5.

Leighann said...

I'll lurk and stalk you at the same time to win a prize! *gigglesnort*

Real Live Lesbian said...

Cap'n: I didn't know you were either...I just thought you'd like to turn of the cloaking for a moment. Good to know where we stand, tho! :)

Leighann: You know I like it like that!

Dana said...

Just don't tell Leighann that if she leaves 127 comments her chances will be better or you'll likely overload Blogger!

I'm going to win - I can feel it!!

g-man said...

I'll toss my hat in that ring :) I want to see pictures, take lots!!

Real Live Lesbian said...

Dana: LMAO! She'll crash the server! I'll be watching her!

doggybloggy said...

I would love to have an alpaca, I will take it to the dog run here in the Lower East Side, NYC it should fit right in.

doggybloggy said...

Oh and I DO say lake titicaca as often as I can because I am still 12....LOL

Real Live Lesbian said...

Doggy: TITI CACA!

G-man: Yes sir! Lots of pics!

Raven said...

Alpaca!!! I even have a decent size yard! And I am sure I would get yet another anonymous note from my neighbors...oh the fun I could have.
I hope you have a ball on the trip...I second the person above...I want to see lots and lots of pictures!!

Tall Man Molly said...

How about some Yellow Fever, can I get some of that?

Jeff B said...

(waves hand frantically)
Oooh, PICK ME...PICK ME!

If you bring me back an alpaca I promise to love it and hold it and squeeze it...really I will George.

Seamus said...

I've got room for all the alpacas you can pack! ;)

Mike said...

Hey! I've already asked for the Alpaca! Although the Llama fetus is sounding good (and tasty!)

Jay said...

I'm pretty sure that I'm VERY deserving of this! ;-)

Diva said...

I'll continue my stalking here whether I get an alpaca or not!

xoxo Have a lovely trip!

Blissfully Wed said...

Is this where I come to win the big prize? I can't wait! ;)

Southern Sage said...

I love me some fried llama!! and momma get the grease hot for some I love alpacas too!
woooooooooo hooooooooo

R.E.H. said...

If you decide to send me an alpaca, I'm going to make room for the little fella ;)

Bring back lotsa pictures! And have fun!

No More Empty Fortune Cookies said...

Me, me, me! I want the alpaca! They're sooo darn cute! And I kinda need a new sweater anyways.
Have fun!

Seraphine said...

What's an alpaca? Aren't those like llamas?

Jen said...

I TOTALLY want an alpaca! For real. I wanted to learn how to raise them and weave their wool into a usable resource. I also wanted to learn to knit.

So, if you bring one back, my back yard is your casa.

The husband laughed at me, but supported me. Do you know how much one of those alpacas cost? ? ? ! Holy shamoley. . . I'm not kidding.

Anyway, have the time of your life on your trip. Bring back the sun if you can. I want warmth!

coffeypot said...

You don't have to choose me, but I do hope you have a great time. And I really hope the shots work, too. If not, my name is coffeypot, for will purposes.

Jules said...

look, i'm not lurking!

RockDog said...

Do they have Yellow Fever Porn? Might be interesting...

calledoff2plywow said...

peek a boo. :) Have a safe trip!

Jahooni said...

i will glady trade you an ALBACA for a one year old English Springer Spaniel puppy. I can send pictures as well. He wants to go on a trip! ;)~ Damn Dog!

Matt-Man said...

Could you bring me back a hot Argentine babe? Thanks. Cheers!!

dickiebo said...

I gotta say. The picture at the top of this blog will do me just fine and dandy.

Cap'n Ergo Jinglebollocks said...

WHOO!! WHOO!! HEY!! IT'S ME!! just because I changed my moniker to "Cap'n Ergo Jinglebollocks", I'm stil the ol' Hot Lemon yew know and lurve!! Just be sure to send my present to the froze tundra of NY instead of the summerlands of FLA.

The Mama Bear said...

Squealing with the delight over my spoon :)

Dash said...

*emerges from the shadows, waves and races back into the comfort of the world of lurking*

Have a lovely trip, RLL!

Freakazojd said...

You scared me into commenting. ;) I would LOVE a llama. I'll take 3, please! Joking. Please don't get me a llama. As much as I love them, I just don't know where I'd keep it. I suppose we could call it Tina and feed it casserole a la Napoleon Dynamite but I don't make that much casserole...
When do you go? Have fun - it sounds like an amazing trip!

Spiky Zora Jones said...

babes...honey...how do I get that WHO song out of my head? I think I even sing it out loud...sounding much like an owl...have a Vonderful time dahlink. Oh and if you see the Kenendys or the Beens of Boston...tell them "Hola" for me.
Ciao babes... :D

TheBirdman33 said...

I totally want whatever it is!!!

Fu Manchu Dad said...

Here's hoping YOU get the real prize, A WONDERFUL TRIP! I wouldn't want the whole Alpaca, just shave it and send the fleece. Would go great stuffed in a pillow. Or weaved into...something. Mostly tho' Have a great time, we look forward to the pics.

Take Care,
FMD

bilerico said...

Here's hoping you have a wonderful trip. Be careful - those darn llamas and alpacas spit. (So please don't bring that back as a prize!)

tt said...

Just have a fabulous time and be safe. Remember, we only go around once in this life ( so 'they' say) so just make the most of it. If you have funny hair pics...we'll all laugh and tell you about ours..Have fun lil Chica!

Marilyn said...

Here's my comment.

Micky-T said...

I'm crawling out of the shadows to take my chance to win something special from you. And if by any chance I happen to win, well it sure as shit will be special to me!

I want a balloon from Bolivia,
or the smallest coin from Peru.
I'd like a hat from Paraguay,
or a toy from Chile will do.
But if you pass thru Argentina,
Please bring back my cousins too.