I'm totally going to fly right there! Right by the North Pole! From Newark to Beijing. Don't forget to sign up down there if you want to be in the drawing for the "thing" that I bring back for my peeps!
My aunt wants a red silk scarf. I might bring you one of those. Or maybe some seaweed? Tea anyone? Pearls? Jade? It might not be extravagantly expensive, but I can assure you, you won't already have one!