Apparently, and I say this with utter dismay because I remember so little of it, I proceeded to get smashed two weeks ago with my best friends... first at a Sex Toy Bachelorette Party and then... at a bar.
I rarely drink to excess. My girlfriend should have known that I was smashed when I ordered almost $200 worth of sex toys and hung out with the stripper that everyone else thought was obnoxious. I thought she was funny.
During my drunken evening, I thought that a Nekkid Pool Party to celebrate my birthday would be fun. Also that evening, I thought drinking my wine from a straw would help, since I'd just spilled it on my blouse. Surely there's a problem with my lips that a straw will fix.
No one stopped me. No one thought perhaps, I'd had plenty to drink. No one said, hey, she's probably kidding about the Nekkid Pool Party.
I vaguely remember all of this. I do remember laughing and having a fabulous time! I invited everyone. Even a few people that I didn't know. My friends just laughed and let me plan.
I should have called it The Hard Nipple Party...because it's gonna be cold here in TN on Saturday!
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
The Nekkid Pool Party
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Great post. Happy birthday and have a wonderful party. I look forward to reading about the naked or not so naked fun.
Umm, you forgot to call and invite me! You know, round trip airfare from Chicago to Nashville is only $138 ... not that I've been looking or anything ...
I love naked pool parties! I enjoy them more in the summer but I'm sure you'll have a lovely goosebumped time.
By the way, I did the exact same "maybe a straw would help" wine drinking mistake at a sex toy party and ordered over $100 worth of crap. I thought it was just me.
I'd love to be there, if ya'll don't mind my cold water shrinkage. Cheers!!
Well, shit! If that is what you guys are doing up there, count me in! I will be there with bells one. NOTE: ONLY bells on. Muhahahaha!
one = on
Why wasn't I invited?? I am jealous!
Alcohol has a lot to answer for! :0
I, like everyone else here am taking this post to be an invitation.
BAWAHAHAHAHA! I wish I could be there. It'd be a blast!
nekkid, yeah baby!
Well THAT's going to be a kick ass time! I wanna come! hehe....
Oh and the straw is good for one thing....getting drunk faster. ;)
I thought the straw was just so the cold wine would not hurt my crowns?
I, too, have planned parties like this...and not stopped. But it made the night more fun, wondering who on earth might show up! ENJOY!
Good Afternoon Real Live Lesbian,
I would think with a little more wine and $200.00 worth of new toys, you'll be able to figure out a way to warm things up;)
Ha! What Karl said. :)
Now see, being the dirty minded kitten that I am, I saw nekkid pool party and hard nipples and was hoping you posted this kinda as an open invitation to join in the fun!
I'm not afraid of a little cold. :)
Hope you have a wonderful celebration!
Ok Party Girl, does this mean the chickens are coming home to roost sans feathers?
The cold is going to have a different affect on me, but hey I'm what 6 hrs out by car!
What other kind of party is there than a nekkid pool party??? ;)
Happy Birthday...it actually sounded like a blast!
I've yet to attend a nekkid pool party or drink wine from a straw. You obviously know how to celebrate!
Btw, while you're at it, a little nekkid karaoke wouldn't hurt. ;)
Well, it appears you've made your pool and you must now swim nekkid in it! And you must do so with video.
This is where personal responsibility pays off for us all ;)
FMD
But you had a fabulous time! That's the important part!!!
Happy belated b'day.
I skinny dipped for the FIRST time in AGES when visiting my sister in law in Florida. Yeah, alcohol was involved. lots and lots of alcohol.
Pictures! We need pictures!
Happy belated birthday!
There will be a webcam and live streaming of this party, won't there?
Yes, it is cooler here now, so that's the perfect name for the party! We want details.
Cool picture that lady is having the nice and beautiful boobs and impressive look. I can appreciate God for creating this beauty.
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